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#325 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 03, 2013, 06:27:37 pm
All that kids photos are whack... FFS
 
All the gear and no idea

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#326 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 03, 2013, 06:46:54 pm
It's a pity that could have been a good photo.

It probably was until it was taken off the camera

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#327 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 03, 2013, 08:41:51 pm
awww, it says removed for me.

Who's profile was it?

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#328 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 21, 2013, 11:23:20 am
http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=74466

Who needs depth perception anyway? Apologies if it's a repost.

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#329 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 21, 2013, 12:09:11 pm
That looks like an etching!


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#330 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 02, 2013, 12:57:29 pm

Shes a beauty

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#332 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 02, 2013, 01:01:49 pm
http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=217825

Quote from: ukc user
It depends whether you want to judge it as a technical accomplishment or as a work of art

 :lol: Both descriptions are stretching it.

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#333 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 02, 2013, 01:18:34 pm
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It is a composition of two images the sky and the foreground.

No shit. Had me fooled.

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#334 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 02, 2013, 02:07:16 pm
I would like to think, in his own way - stuttering, visually inarticulate, deeply unselfconscious - he might be trying to make plain some of the emotions laid out in Andy Popp's visionary essay 'at the end of an evening's climbing in Staffordshire'. As Popp subverted the reader's appreciation by describing events that actually took place in Cheshire, so 'ianslade' posits a sky from the potteries above the striving second. The glowing sky represents all our aspirations in their base, unreal, humanity, whilst the unnatural glow hints to at the illuminated wen - to which we all must, inevitably, return - behind 'Macc hill'.

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#335 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 02, 2013, 04:19:23 pm
"like dante meets bosch in a crack lounge"

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#336 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 02, 2013, 05:36:28 pm
Reminds me of Flash Gordon.

Glad they managed to get a route done though. Probably their last as the nuclear holocaust explodes in Macclesfield.

That photo must be worth an award in this forum. Its got everything.

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#337 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 02, 2013, 10:22:03 pm
I think Shaz is just out of shot spraying water on the blaze started by a floating chinese lantern...

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#338 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 03, 2013, 11:09:30 am
I would like to think, in his own way - stuttering, visually inarticulate, deeply unselfconscious - he might be trying to make plain some of the emotions laid out in Andy Popp's visionary essay 'at the end of an evening's climbing in Staffordshire'. As Popp subverted the reader's appreciation by describing events that actually took place in Cheshire, so 'ianslade' posits a sky from the potteries above the striving second. The glowing sky represents all our aspirations in their base, unreal, humanity, whilst the unnatural glow hints to at the illuminated wen - to which we all must, inevitably, return - behind 'Macc hill'.

 ;D

I've not read the essay. Is it online?

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#339 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 03, 2013, 11:17:19 am
On your very own forum here.

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#341 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
July 03, 2013, 04:51:17 pm
I think Shaz is just out of shot spraying water on the blaze started by a floating chinese lantern...

haha,must say the sky in that shot is similar.


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#343 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
August 25, 2013, 08:47:37 pm
 :lol:
I would like to think, in his own way - stuttering, visually inarticulate, deeply unselfconscious - he might be trying to make plain some of the emotions laid out in Andy Popp's visionary essay 'at the end of an evening's climbing in Staffordshire'. As Popp subverted the reader's appreciation by describing events that actually took place in Cheshire, so 'ianslade' posits a sky from the potteries above the striving second. The glowing sky represents all our aspirations in their base, unreal, humanity, whilst the unnatural glow hints to at the illuminated wen - to which we all must, inevitably, return - behind 'Macc hill'.

 :lol:

But doesn't it depend where you are standing on the hill?

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#344 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
September 27, 2013, 06:43:46 pm
almost everything in this series, but to be honest, they're more collages then photo's
http://fstoppers.com/kiliii-fish-takes-rock-climbing-photography-to-the-next-level

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#345 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
September 27, 2013, 06:53:56 pm
I don't know about this one. It's not a shame as it made me laugh. He's done it for a joke hasn't he? The magestic flying bird and the lightning bolt are my favourites.

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#346 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
September 27, 2013, 07:46:05 pm
almost everything in this series, but to be honest, they're more collages then photo's
http://fstoppers.com/kiliii-fish-takes-rock-climbing-photography-to-the-next-level

Interesting that, not seen those before. At least he's being upfront about what he's doing there, thats the main thing. But personally knowing they're all composites makes me somehow lose interest in them.

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#347 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 02, 2013, 02:09:55 pm
Why does Kiliii Fish have so many "i"s in his name?

Some of those could be really good photos if the PS was reduced a bit.

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#348 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 02, 2013, 02:56:22 pm
They look like stills from Lord of The Rings

all he's done is shop out the elves n shit

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#349 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 02, 2013, 03:09:35 pm
Why does Kiliii Fish have so many "i"s in his name?

Because then he'd be called "Kl Fsh".

Oh wait, that's a different joke.

 

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