Thought these were quite funny
1. takes him 2 hr's to watch sixty minutes
2. gargled from the fountain of knowldge
3. If you stand close enough to him you can hear the oceans.
4. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change
5. If he were any dumber he'd have to be watered twice daily
6. has 2 brains 1 is lost 2 is out looking for it
7.Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming
8. has a photographic memory but can't quite remember where he put the lens cover
9. If you see two people talking and one is bored , he's the other one.
10. Likes working with glue
11. he doesn't have ulcers but seems to be a carrier
12. gots a full sixer of beer but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together
13. His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity
14. I would like to go hunting with him sometime and I'll cover the rear
15. Has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age
16. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
17. snickers everytime he farts
18. farts evertime he forgets
19. Forgets anytime he thinks
20. thinks everytime he goes to sleep
21. go to sleep evertime he wakes
