You've got the same post code as me. This isn't the missus selling my stuff behind my back is it? Is this why you've been digging up the garden? You're not going to murder me and cash in are you? Emmigrating? Oh no, it's all coming together.
"We've traced the call. It's coming from inside the house!"
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
