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#50 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 08, 2008, 10:44:42 pm
Relax man; I'm not uptight, merely drunk...



On the up-side, at least we are man enough to admit our small-time addictions;  don't conceal them under the "power lunch"/tasting session; rant/rave w/ the best/worst of them.  Chin chin!

 

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#51 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 08, 2008, 11:01:08 pm
To add something to this thread.

One time it was I, The Ginger Prince, Reeves, Ug, some film maker and Shamra...


It was Val di Mello, years ago @ the best line I've ever seen; better that Il Migliore Fabbro, New Slatesman,  New Statesman...


Just some F7B+/7C arete, no holds, no footholds: just an arete.  And Shamra full o' bottle Chianti bustin' the moves on an intense hi-highball line he'd repeatedly failed on when sober.  Pure scary seat-of-pants inspiration: respect.  The Witching Hour, by headtorch.  Now you understand why...   Pure madness...

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#52 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 08:53:57 am
the trick to chillin on the booze is to smoke more green 8). Simple as that really!!!
I often find if i'm pissed at a problem the best thing to do is to ' chill ', then CRUSH

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#53 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 09:00:11 am
That post explains the earlier ones.  ;)

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#54 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 09:14:02 am
explain yourself

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#55 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 10:02:16 am
Addled brain from weed = "divulge in booze!!" etc

It was just a poor attempt at humour really. As per.  :)

Lagers - most forecasts are saying Thursday will be the first good day this week but I'm still holding out hope that Wednesday will be ok. Will The Yellow Beast be making an appearance if so?

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#56 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 10:08:17 am
Lagers - most forecasts are saying Thursday will be the first good day this week but I'm still holding out hope that Wednesday will be ok. Will The Yellow Beast be making an appearance if so?

Yes.

The Yellow Monster now has a name. And the name of the beast is "Zarathustra".

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#57 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 10:34:36 am
ah now i get it!!
didnt have my mornin fix
fancy a  :beer1:

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#58 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 12:42:30 pm
Just four more posts Meatball, then you can wad/punter us to your hearts content...

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#59 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 12:59:05 pm
the only person on my shit list is fatneck at present...
make that 3
Have you pissed me off recently Ben? ;)

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#60 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 02:46:09 pm
Only shot you in the back of the head with a paintball gun at point blank range.  Other than that, I think we get on alright.

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#61 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 10, 2008, 03:05:47 pm
agreed

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#62 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 03:53:48 pm
Some fat punter looking at the finish to a shit problem in some dank hole on the Orme... ;)




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#63 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 04:12:26 pm
Some wrong link to a photo of someone looking at the finish to a shit problem in some dank hole on the Orme... ;)





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#64 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 04:55:58 pm
Some fat punter looking at the finish to a shit problem in some dank hole on the Orme... ;)

1. Wait until you have 5.1% body fat before calling someone a fat punter.

2. He's not staring at the finish, he's lovingly gazing at the kneebar placement.

3.It's bone dry unlike the grit you've been wanting to climb on.

4. You spelt Orme right and that's about all that's correct in your post.

5. I do still like you just about.

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#65 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 05:02:08 pm
3.It's bone dry unlike the grit you've been wanting to climb on.

Oh how little you know...   ::) ;) 

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#66 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 05:38:21 pm
Quote from: Monolith
1. Wait until you have 5.1% body fat before calling someone a fat punter.

2. He's not staring at the finish, he's lovingly gazing at the kneebar placement.

3.It's bone dry unlike the grit you've been wanting to climb on.

4. You spelt Orme right and that's about all that's correct in your post.

5. I do still like you just about.

You're so easy to wind up Tom! Did you not see the ironic winking smiley?

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#67 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 06:31:57 pm


You've made 3 glaring errors....

1. I'm not easy to wind up.

2. Nothing is ironic in context of the cave.

3. These fingertip screws are quite good for making a point actually.

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#68 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 06:58:00 pm
Ok;

1. Rich is not a fat punter (although having a B.M.I. of 5.1% can't be that good for you?)

2. You are easy to wind up.

3. Anything can be ironic.

4. I do actually like you too  :kiss1:

5. It's because I'm weak that I don't like the Cave.


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#69 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 07:10:54 pm
3. Anything can be ironic.

And who are you? Jacques fucking Derrida? ;)

Enough. Don't you have any stunning Pantymwyn by night shots to post. You'd think so after acting like David Bailey last night!

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#70 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 07:15:41 pm


Does that t-shirt say "4A" on the back? I need something like that!

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#71 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 07:17:44 pm


Does that t-shirt say "4A" on the back? I need something like that!

yeah 4a is what we're gonna downgrade rockatrocity to when monolith does it

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#72 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 07:19:50 pm
I'd be happy to take Den 5 to be honest!

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#73 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 07:24:43 pm
I'd be happy to take Den 5 to be honest!

don't be ridiculous mate its at least 5+!

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#74 Re: Lantern sessions - the future?
March 12, 2008, 07:28:52 pm
Come on!!!!!

 

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