The bass player and the pianist sidled up, and we soon found ourselves in deep conversation about Charles Mingus and Elvin Jones.
Great.Really Great.
Amy Whinehouse
Acker Bilk... shite.
Apparently last night or rather this morning was a corker, and not for the 1st time either:Obviously the wine is getting quite out-of-hand . . . last night I drank a few glasses of water after the other to stave-off the dreaded spins, and retire.This evening, Fraudini informs me that I should desist from telling her to Fuck off! I don't need any help! @ 3AM when she discovers me wrestling naked w/ the colonial-style cabinet next to the bedroom door ie: attempting to open the door and leave the bedroom & head to the lavatory, an act that has nothing in common w/ the colonial dresser next to the door. And that approaching the age of 36 I really must try to stop wee-ing on the bathroom floor in my sleep.Sometimes the dresser wins, others not - but every few weeks I have an somnambulist argument w/ that bastard colonial dresser which always gets in the way of me and my midnight ablutions . . . You really had to be there. It would look great on infra-red video . . .
Must be a South yorks thing, but I had to look up wtf a "jennel" was. Had only heard it called a snicket before.
I have a strange sense of deja vu, having been woken up innumerable times by my long-suffering wife whilst trying to find the porcelain in the back of the wardrobe. I swear it was just behind the lion and a little to the right of the witch. Are we related?