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Affectionately I trust. Not some weird kind of constriction thing going on.
SAChris: it is a bit disturbing isn't it. Keep magpie away from young boys AND small animals.

Not in a bad way, in the way you do with hamsters or birds or babies... I know I'm not the only one that gets the urge to squeeze cute wee things until their eyes bulge a bit, not in a hurty way, it's a good thing  ::)

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you might snap him if you squeeze him. he looks very delicate and breakable .

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Not in a bad way, in the way you do with hamsters or birds or babies... I know I'm not the only one that gets the urge to squeeze cute wee things until their eyes bulge a bit, not in a hurty way, it's a good thing  ::)

I wouldn't recommend going round squishing babies until their eyes bulge. You may get arrested however good your motives are.

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"But officer I only wanted his eyes to bulge a little bit, I had no idea that if you kept going they actually popped out, causing him to bleed to death, and ruin a perfectly good blouse to boot."
....
"Oh you think my mentioning of the blouse was a bit callous?"

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 :lol:

I know what I mean, even if you lot don't get it.

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i get it and i wad you.

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i get it and i wad you.
OMG the sites first serial killer gets a groupie, and so soon. I knew this was the right place for me.

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Not in a bad way, in the way you do with hamsters or birds or babies... I know I'm not the only one that gets the urge to squeeze cute wee things until their eyes bulge a bit, not in a hurty way, it's a good thing  ::)

I wouldn't recommend going round squishing babies until their eyes bulge. You may get arrested however good your motives are.

I have visions of scenes from "of Mice and Men"

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i get it and i wad you.
I knew there was a reason you were my favoutire  :thumbsup:

OMG the sites first serial killer gets a groupie, and so soon. I knew this was the right place for me.
Serial Squeezer if you don't mind  >:(

Now all of you, go and find me pictures of hot, half-naked young men before I get angry, or there's no telling what might happen  :whistle:

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Nibble you're just obsessed with pinch strength obviously...

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lots to squeeze here

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this should prob go under dodgy elbow syndrome

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or worst sequence ever seen  ;D

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its a warm up jim  ;)  any sequence goes

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Here are a couple of fine specimens of masculinity

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=84567


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val di mello

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posting oneself is a definite faux pas.

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as i immediately found out.
 ;D

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You're excused Nibz - vanity being the Italian National Characteristic n'all   8)

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posting oneself is a definite faux pas.
Is it buggery, get them out!!!  :rtfm:

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OK, OK, OK.......

The fittest man that goes climbing and I think he needs no introduction.


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OUCH!


Spot the burberry chav umberella  :-[

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How on earth does he cram his muscles into a suit?

 

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