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Houdini

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Exactley Mono - this Lizzy - I'm not convinced she has character for a fight . . .


I think maybe she's still the embodiment of cowardice.  Prove me wrong, we're waiting Lizzy . . .

(Cue - smart-ass coment involving no self-depreciation whatsoever cos you're a tad.)

Lizzy - if you have external genitalia facing backwards I'm afraid I'll have to consult your genetic heritage . . .


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And like that she was orf . . .     



Wuß!

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And like that she was orf . . . 

If she comes back and hands you down a really good put down I might have to award her a wad point but so far they are rating about the same as a Saturday night at Yates wine bar...  8)

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Fuck me that's William Wallace!

*pokes himself in the eye*

Where did that Bizzy go?  Is it hot in here?

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I'm so hoping she'll return . . .




*Fucks off to count some chickens*

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Flash in the pan . . .



Red hOUDINI

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I'm so hoping she'll return . . .

*Fucks off to choke some chicken*

Success?

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We gotta lahve one here, Jed!

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There's this one guy who's been climbing in yorkshire recently. Long blonde hair, young chap, at uni.


(no, it's not you will)

LIES! You know you want it Andy.




Note to self: That is a very unappealing pose. This is obviously where I have been going wrong.

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GCW, nice photo....  ;D

Awww Houdini, getting bored in my absence? I needed to go to sleep sorry. Poor little Houdini... Are you cwoss because a tall nasty girl was being howwible to you?


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Come come. This thread shouldn't become a private trade of insults but rather be a celebration of fit young gorgeous muscular men in their prime climbing! Get back on topic I say....





 :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

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There is a mine of hot stuff over on bleau.info
Don't bother wasting your time looking at girly, long haired, skinny waifs like Mr Sharpe.
Big and manly is the way to go  :whistle:

« Last Edit: February 08, 2008, 10:07:26 am by lagerstarfish, Reason: linking »

andy popp

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I just want to know what the slab is on page 1. Is it Standing Loon Only?

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Yes it is, Andy.

Hypno Hunt can not be resisted!!  All ladies are attracted to him!!  You are feeling drowsy......




Lagers- Bleau.info won't allow image linking, as you may have noticed.

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For those who like the more mature Yorkshireman (still way better looking than Jasper)

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Or for those who like their men slightly slimmer than lagers........


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Come come. This thread shouldn't become a private trade of insults
but insults are all I have left  :'( :bitter&twisted:

When I loose a few stone and wear one of my wigs, I reccon I'll be able to compete with this fine dude for female attention.


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Yes I did see the irony.  :)

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Amazing what a bit a bit of photo shopping can do


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Yes it is, Andy.

Hypno Hunt can not be resisted!!  All ladies are attracted to him!!  You are feeling drowsy......




Lagers- Bleau.info won't allow image linking, as you may have noticed.

Isn't that Julian Cope?

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No, it's the love child of Si M'congaile and his imaginary friends.

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