Well Dave, thanks for your question, its an interesting one. We at Microsoft love criminals, hell - some of us actually are criminals! We all have flash cars and big houses we need to keep maintained, and we need your help, hence we introduce measures such as this to prevent you from installing pretty much anything useful if you haven't contributed to our pension funds. Unfortunately, whilst cracks do exist for the windows activation stuff, they wouldnt allow you to do updates still, and the only way I know for this to work would be for you to use a Volume license key (or VLK), but that would mean either more skullduggery to change to one, or a rebuild