[adam_NE5]

Possibly a re-post but; Finger injuries in you fucking go, the world would be a better place!

[chillax]

[rant]
Faith healer cvnts prowling around the town centre preying on the gullible and the desperate. "Would you like the lord jesus to lift the cares of the world off your weary shoulders?". No I'd rather have a fucking broken glass colonic, now fuck off.

In you go and may you rot in your own pestilence.

[/rant]

[account_inactive]

Montkon is a cock

[DaveC]

Could we put Sloper in here for being a "condescending git"?  _{TM Johnny Brown} 

[grumpycrumpy]

All the shopfitters , brickies , plumbers etc who are infilitrating my work without the proper fucking tools or even IF they had the proper fucking tools wouldn't have a fucking scooby how to use them .....   

[BB]

Controversial, I know, but can we put accapi nexus in?

[slackline]

Twats who forward an email and stick 'FYI' at the start of the message body.

Why?  It adds nothing to the information content, its self-evident that you're forwarding the message to me because there is something contained within it that I need to know about, do you ever use the antonym and forward messages people don't need with 'NFYI' included?  No, you don't so don't bother stating the fucking obvious. 

[Jaspersharpe]

Stressful day slackers? 

[fatdoc]

what about a JYI??

just for your [fuckin] interest... here's a bloomin great conference... but it just so happens to be in NY and we dont have the cash to send you there anyroad.. but whatever.. I have the salt.. and I'm rubbing it in, NICE.

[cofe]

anyone who drives a range rover in sheffield, particularly women. do they come with an instructional DVD on 'how to park across junctions in rush hour traffic'?

[slackline]

Stressful day slackers? 

  Just a bit frustrating dealing with people who don't have a clue.  Today is another day.

I'll second cofe's range rover drivers.

[Plattsy]

Just a bit frustrating dealing with people who don't have a clue.  Today is another day.

I hear that. Had it up to here *raises hand to forehead* with clueless idiots recently.

I'd like put into room101 people who cut their toe nails at the clmbing wall and leave their clippings on the floor. I was greeted with a beauty whilst doing some pressups last night. Put them in the bin you scruff bags. 

[SA Chris]

That's fucking minging. Esp as sometimes you stand around barefoot.

[SA Chris]

People who think it's Ok to drive in fog without headlights. I assume they do it because they can see what's going on perfectly well. Well it makes it hard for others to see you. Plus you are cunts.

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

People who drive at 40 miles an hour.

Open standard road but busy in opposite direction- 40 miles an hour.

Country road - national speed limit - good visibility / sight lines down road - 40 miles an hour

Lit villages on said road - 30 mph speed limit - 40 miles an hour.

Fuck 'em.

[tomtom]

People who drive at 40 miles an hour.

Open standard road but busy in opposite direction- 40 miles an hour.

Country road - national speed limit - good visibility / sight lines down road - 40 miles an hour

Lit villages on said road - 30 mph speed limit - 40 miles an hour.

Fuck 'em.

  100%. If they slowed during the little villages then fair enough - they're just jittery/slow/supersafe etc... but the fact they continue at their meso-pace regardless of the circumstances means they are incompetent cocks. Ignorant incapable wankers. They should be driven off the edge of a cliff (at 40mph of course).

[Paul B]

They're especially annoying over the snake on the way to Wales where you KNOW that the only overtaking places there'll be a lone car on the opposite side.

These f*ckers seemed to have changed car (uniform) recently, no longer are they all in Rover 25s, they're all in Toyota Rav 4's & Nissan cumquats. Obviously the big freeze sent them all down to their dealers in search for pseudo 4WD cars that are actually plain shit.

[Bubba]

Just for general information, most people don't realise that LGVs are only allowed to go 40 on single-carriageway roads, so please don't include them in the above hate. Judging by the abuse some people like to give when they eventually manage to pass, I suspect they don't realise this rather stupid aspect of the law.

[Houdini]

Love it when you see truckers rushing back home for tea.  They've dropped the artic, and knowing they're in a 90K Foden w/ 9000 bhp or something, foot to the floor, big derv cloud and bye bye Foden.  Trucks can shift.

[Mike Tyson]

Glee.

Need I elaborate on this? 

Utter tripe of the highest order.

[Fultonius]

People who think it's Ok to drive in fog without headlights. I assume they do it because they can see what's going on perfectly well. Well it makes it hard for others to see you. Plus you are cunts.

And the other fuckers who drive around in rain, snow and moderate visability with the fucking blinding fucking rear fucking fog lights on, blinding everyone who has the misfortune to end up behind them. Fuckers.

The worst thing is, when you flash your headlights at them, then once you're passed you flash your fog light they still don't get it. Fucking fucks must've got their licenses in a lucky bag. Cunts. 

[SA Chris]

Yeah Ali, it's terrible when people do careless things behind the wheel like.........

[Fultonius]

Yeah Ali, it's terrible when people do careless things behind the wheel like.........

      

[tomtom]

Nicky Campbell



Most radio's I own are jammed to 5live and I'm getting pissed off with this condescending, patronising, interview interrupting and disinterested radio demeanour. Combine him with a phone in and 

I know, I know I could switch the twat off etc....

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Spelling - I mean the lack of proper rules for spelling words in the English language.

How can children be expected to develop a sense of right and wrong and respect for the rule of law when so many of the "rules" that they learn about one of our primary means of communication have so many exceptions? I blame this for the widespread attitude/belief that many people have which can be summed up as "it is wrong to X (insert act of wrongness here), unless I feel like it" and all the problems in today's society that result from such thinking. I mean look at this ridiculous legal system we have - all seems to be based around comparing situations to other situations and seeing if this one is exempt from the rules that apply to the others. Codify! I say.

Nowt wrong with grammar, that's proper rules that is.

Rules are not rules if they have exceptions.

Stupid spelling system into 101.

I've only just spotted this, and I feel compelled to reply.

I am of an age where children had the Initial Teaching Alphabet (ITA) imposed on them.

This was something which the "standardize the language" advocates, and their cohorts and acolytes in the "educationalist" wing of the teaching profession.

Something so wrong-headed as to be unbelievable, and had two [possibly even three?] consequences.


1. Children became illiterate, as a direct result of being transferred backwards and forwards between the two phonetic systems [and as a result created illiterate adults - in the sense they really couldn't read as a result of their experiences at school trying to deal with a dogmatic and inflexible system]

2. Children were not able to read books or newspapers - nothing was written in ITA - so the idea that reading for pleasure coulnd't take told - the only place to read was in school, where it was somewhere to learn.


(I'll accept it's not the same as applying a standard alphabet and pronunciation scheme, but then you run into the problems with regional accent and dfferences in pronunciation of words - and that's before we address the issues of dialect where regional accents go one step further and adopt their own vocabulary, syntax, and grammar.