[Houdini]

People who wear a surgeons' mask when they're ill, yet lower them over their chins rendering them useless.

Why?

[nbpc]

Great idea! rain is going straight in there!

[Houdini]

Visa runs.



Is there anything more unneccessary, time consuming, costly, and w/ a more pointless carbon footprint than the visa run?

The only people who like visa runs work in travel.  There has to be a better solution than getting on a plane to get a stamp in a passport.

[DaveC]

Drink-drivers like the cunt responsible for this story:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/21/2777870.htm
There should be a special and very painful corner of the room for them.

[Bubba]

In you go Bob Dylan, for this abomination



Yeah, it's for charidy but ffs, what have you become?

[Paul B]

can we stick in companies who set up automatic renewal and because of that try to over-charge you each year.

The AA just tried to charge me 30% extra on my breakdown renewal for next year. 2 minute phone call later and its back to lower than it was the previous year with added features. Thieving c*nts.

[SA Chris]

Cunts indeed.

Consider this if you still can http://www.autoaidbreakdown.co.uk/

Have used them a few times and there has never been any hassle.

[SA Chris]

People who only clear snow off their windscreen and not the bonnet or roof, so they blind themselves and anyone behind them as soon as they hit 40. How thick can you be?

[Paul B]

Cunts indeed.

Consider this if you still can http://www.autoaidbreakdown.co.uk/

Have used them a few times and there has never been any hassle.

too late. I'd been with green flag before because they didn't have a max no. of callouts however they now all seem to.

[SA Chris]

AFAIK autoaid have no max. We have used it quite a lot in the past.

[slackline]

Virgin Media for sending me this fucking idiotic email....

Hello,

We’ve noticed that you’re not currently registered to receive information from us and we just wanted to let you know that...

Yes, there's a reason I'm not registered to receive information from you.....I'm not fucking interested!  If I was I would have registered to receive said information.

Fucking twats!

[DaveC]

Drink-drivers like the cunt responsible for this story:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/21/2777870.htm
There should be a special and very painful corner of the room for them.

Another surefire candidate like the above only this time he managed to top himself as well as nearly all of his passengers!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/17/2794056.htm?site=news
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/17/2794093.htm?site=news

Apparently he had a license condition restricting him to one passenger!

While I'm here, can i put in fuckwit neighbours who run around telling everybody they should stay at home everytime the weather gets hot here in case there's a bushfire  and then, just to really piss some of us off, he pulls strings at the council to get the local fire brigade to conduct a "controlled burn-off" along the creek behind our houses - in January, the height of fire season FFS!!!!

[Jaspersharpe]

People who leave their tax returns to the last minute meaning I have had to work every evening for the past two weeks and at the weekends.

It's not as if you've had nine months to sort it out YOU CUNTS!!!

 

[GraemeA]

I've not done mine yet, can you spare some time 

[dave]

Fools! I did my tax return over a year ago.

[fatdoc]

People who leave their tax returns to the last minute meaning I have had to work every evening for the past two weeks and at the weekends.

It's not as if you've had nine months to sort it out YOU CUNTS!!!

 

 i need an accountant to look into the reams of shite I dont claim for... not this year - cozi t's too late.

you wanna sort out a complex partial self employed NHS consultants accounts next year Jasp?

[Jaspersharpe]

No problem fatdoc.

I've not done mine yet, can you spare some time 

Get fucked.

Actually, if you're serious, then it might be possible. Latecomers get charged more though........

[SA Chris]

Wonder how famous taxman Mick Fowler used to cope at this time of the year - weekend forays to Scotland from London plus last minuters to deal with.

[Jaspersharpe]

Didn't used to be a deadline before Self Assessment was brought in.

[grumpycrumpy]

Didn't used to be a deadline before Self Assessment was brought in.

Ah the good old days ....
I've been nice to my accountant this year , I popped my books in yesterday rather than waiting till tomorrow  ......

[Jaspersharpe]

Wonder how famous taxman Mick Fowler used to cope at this time of the year - weekend forays to Scotland from London plus last minuters to deal with.

Also, Fowler was, as you say, a taxman not an accountant. As in he worked for the retards other side so wouldn't have all this shit to deal with anyway.

I've been nice to my accountant this year , I popped my books in yesterday rather than waiting till tomorrow  ......

Remind me why I've not badgered you about taking over your accounts.........oh yeah. 

[SA Chris]

Ok, thought it would have been the same on both sides of the fence. Probably not though, based on how fast they process stuff. At a speed varying between snail, tortoise and glacier speed.

[Jaspersharpe]

Spot on. You've answered your own question there.

They only have to log the return as having been received before the deadline and can take as long as they like to process it. Also now most are done online they don't even have to process / input the information as it's a (mostly) automated system.

You wouldn't think so mind with how long it can take as you say!

[DaveC]

The Right Inbred Lord Christopher Monkton, currently spreading his special brand of bullshit on this side of the planet and getting far more attention than he deserves. Nicely dismantled and debunked in a piece in the Melbourne Age today though:

http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/debunking-the-myths-behind-the-pontificating-potty-peer-20100205-nikc.html

[tomtom]

The Right Inbred Lord Christopher Monkton, currently spreading his special brand of bullshit on this side of the planet and getting far more attention than he deserves. Nicely dismantled and debunked in a piece in the Melbourne Age today though:

http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/debunking-the-myths-behind-the-pontificating-potty-peer-20100205-nikc.html

Monktons a grade 1 cock. If I were in charge of the pearly gates of 101 he would be a no brainer candidate (in more ways than one). Fucking flat earthers..