[Iesu]

Lets stick idiotic drivers who don't understand the Highway Code and think they're being ever so kind by stopping to let cars cross their lane of traffic    No you're not being helpful, you're causing an obstruction in your lane of the road, there are rules and regulations in the Highway Code, and if everyone sticks to them then everyone knows what to expect from everyone else. 

Its not like we're in France and the UK has never had priorité à droite   

yeah some C**T did this last night, almost an exact recurrence of the accident that totalled my last bike last year. Is it karma for all the wing mirrors i've knocked off for people cutting me up and parking in the cycle lanes?

[Bubba]

"Are we human? Or are we dancer?"

I'm not dancer, I'm dasher, you're donner and he's vixen.

[fatdoc]

Raindeer mate

[Houdini]

The Petzl ASAP.

Piece of shit 

[SA Chris]

Iggy Pop advertising car insurance on telly. How the mighty have crumbled.

[Iesu]

+1

how depressing.

is that glitter on his chest as well?

[dave]

hows about those fucking new "confused.com" adverts which seems to be on every advert break on every channel in the english speaking world right now, consisting of a load of supposedly technophobes talking into a webcam. fuck of cunts, i'm not confused, i'm fucking outraged.com.

[Bubba]

Iggy Pop advertising car insurance on telly. How the mighty have crumbled.

Aye, just like John Lydon doing a butter commercial

[SA Chris]

Equally bad.

[slackline]

Meant to do this yesterday, but it seems I'm not the only one who's riled by it....

The propensity of companies/departments/whatever to prefix their latest and greatest ideas and products with "i-".

No its not clever
No its not cool. 
No it doesn't make people feel warm and fuzzy about your product and identify closer with it.
No it doesn't make your product stand out from the crowd anymore

It just shows that you're an unimaginative lazy bastard who's jumped on yet another band wagon.

i-think you're all 

I think Bill Hicks sums up these obsequious people rather well....

[andy_e]

first e- then i-, what next? x-? z-?

[SA Chris]

Apparently there is even an I-Robot now. Saw an advert with Will Smith promoting it.

[dave]

dexie's midnight runners records are being marketed as "come on i-lean".

[Bubba]

People who drive at 1mph coz there's an ickle bit of snow on the road.

[andy_e]

People who give you funny looks when you slide down an icy hill going "wheeeeeeeeeee!". Come on people, it's fun!

[chillax]

People who drive at 1mph coz there's an ickle bit of snow on the road.

 

[slackline]

People who walk in the road because theres an ickle bit of snow on the pavement.

[Fiend]

The word "ickle". FFS, what a naff, puerile, radio1-esque mockery of the english language. Deserves tongue / finger amputation as applicable.

[slackline]

The word "ickle". FFS, what a naff, puerile, radio1-esque mockery of the english language. Deserves tongue / finger amputation as applicable.

The acronym 'FFS', I mean for fucks sake its not that hard to type.  Heres my finger to amputate  

[Bubba]

Shit, I use ffs/wtf/omg all the time

[slackline]

I was being facetious (yet another low form of wit that doesn't translate well over the internet) 

[Fiend]

I LOLed @ slackers

[slackline]

I LOLed @ slackers

[jordysi]

F*ckin councils running out of grit.... f*ck me we only use it 3 or 4 times a year how the hell can we run out? typical incompetant f*ckin councils run by a bunch of over paid wankers. 

[slackline]

Really? I'm sure I see grit on the road more than three or four times a year round here.