[grumpycrumpy]

Is it because she insits on the proper use of capital letters and punctuation?

I know that you can sit in something ..... And I know that you can insist on something ..... But I'm buggered if I know what insits means .... ???

[Munkii]

my science teacher

why?

shes a twat

end of

Is it because she insistsists on the proper use of capital letters and punctuation?

YES

[Munkii]

She gave me four lunch time, five break time and 3 after school detentions for not trying hard enough, i then got an A* with 100% correct in the lesson in question.

She's also fat, can't teach and reckons she's a style god. ???

She tells we are not aloud to eat in the science labs while standing there eating a packet of crisps.

[Jaspersharpe]

She's also fat

That'll do for me. She's actually in already under "fat people". Check the thread.

[lagerstarfish]

She tells we are not aloud to eat in the science labs while standing there eating a packet of crisps.

Sadistic bitch 

[nik at work]

Burn the witch...

[dave]

I find it generally quite hard to actually hate jade goody because I think chances are she's just genuinely of low intelligence, so it'd be like beating on the disabled. however i do think the's a moron with a particularly nasty streak, who through accident has stumbled into the public eye, kinda of like a malevolent version of forrest gump.

[nik at work]

I'd have to agree with Dave. I reserve my hatred for those who know what the're doing, and do it anyway. The stupid merely bask in my contempt.

[SA Chris]

She gave me four lunch time, five break time and 3 after school detentions for not trying hard enough, i then got an A* with 100% correct in the lesson in question.

She's also fat, can't teach and reckons she's a style god. ???

She tells we are not aloud to eat in the science labs while standing there eating a packet of crisps.

I think you will find little sympathy here. I suspect teachers outnumber pupils by a reasonable margin.

[Danger]

My imagination is poor - wad points if we get to see them.

Damn my approval seeking needyness

[SA Chris]

Good work. Cock n Hole, Jesus would have also been accepted.

[Munkii]

She's also fat

That'll do for me. She's actually in already under "fat people". Check the thread.

 

She tells we are not aloud to eat in the science labs while standing there eating a packet of crisps.

Sadistic bitch 

Burn the witch...

[Munkii]

smileys speak for me.

[Lemming]

 

[dave]

Lenny Henry:

[Munkii]

Lenny Henry:

why?

[butters]

I will second the vote for Lenny Henry - no idea why he annoys me as much as he does but he does so in he goes. Can Dawn French be put in as well while we are at it along with the ghastly Terrys Chocolate Oranges that she does\did advertise?

bluebrad

[tommytwotone]

Lenny Henry:

why?

For me, that ad will do. Otherwise, pretty much everything he's done since Delbert Wilkins...

[Jaspersharpe]

I would dearly love to post the brilliant Dawn French joke at this juncture but as it is truly offensive, racist and sexist I shall restrain myself. I'm sure those of you who would find it amusing already know it anyway.

I say put Henry in.

Otherwise, pretty much everything he's done since Delbert Wilkins...

Word.

[Plattsy]

In you go Lenworth.

[tommytwotone]

Man, I'd forgotten about True Identity - he should go in purely for the kerrazy look on his face in that pic.

Munkii - all of the reasons listed here will, of course, be lost on you as you're only about 8 or something. Take us old geezers' words for it...

[SA Chris]

I would dearly love to post the brilliant Dawn French joke at this juncture but as it is truly offensive, racist and sexist I shall restrain myself. I'm sure those of you who would find it amusing already know it anyway.

Is that the one revolving around digging implements? If so, it has just amused the hell out of me. Again.

[Jaspersharpe]

Yes. That's the one.

[Houdini]

Charlie Dimmock.



I don't need a reason.

[lagerstarfish]

Jaz/Chris, is it the "elephant with a digging implement" or "dog with a digging implement up its..." version that you are thinking of, cause I don't think I've heard either and they sound very unfunny indeed and you should be ashamed of yourselves.  

What's wrong with Charlie's Dimmock's?