[SA Chris]

Yeah, cheers. Wowbagger goes on list of problem / route names too.

[slackline]

I'd like to kick Human Resources into the depth of Room 101.

They seem to be a universally disorganised bunch of fuckwits who couldn't find a shit in a sewer.

[lagerstarfish]

They seem to be a universally disorganised bunch of fuckwits who couldn't find a shit in a sewer.

A perfect description of our IT department - useless bunch of twonks. I suspect that they are actually the same people who pretend to be useless HR fuckwits - there is probably a national Useless Department call centre where all IT/Payroll/HR calls get sent, irespective of who you work for.

[SA Chris]

Someone refeered to our financial control as the work prevention department the other day. Amused me mildly.

[Jim]

the miswswesw swpiloloing swomething aqlolo over the kieyboaqrde aqnde not teloloing me. New kieyboaqrde here I come

[slackline]

the miswswesw swpiloloing swomething aqlolo over the kieyboaqrde aqnde not teloloing me. New kieyboaqrde here I come

lol

[Jim]

itsw not frunny

[Munkii]

lack of money

[Jim]

never mind that. what about fucking football.
I'm fucking sick to death about this shit fucking sport thats played by a load of overpaid floppy haired (and wristed) twats with every man and his dog blabbing on about some foreign cunt who such and such has paid x million for. I really hope the wankers that invented the "credit crunch" did it with the intention of bankrupting every football club in the country. Only then will I be happy

[SA Chris]

Given the record breaking transfers yesterday and Abu Dhabi oilmen funding clubs, I'm afraid it's not fucking likely.

[DaveC]

I would like to send that unutterable twat who calls himself "Kid Rock" to the same place I'd be putting Celine Dion and her ilk, indeed maybe they should be forced to listen to each others inane drivel that passes as "music" for all eternity! 

I'll calm down now. 

[Jim]

Agree with that one as well

[milksnake]

never mind that. what about fucking football.
I'm fucking sick to death about this shit fucking sport thats played by a load of overpaid floppy haired (and wristed) twats with every man and his dog blabbing on about some foreign cunt who such and such has paid x million for. I really hope the wankers that invented the "credit crunch" did it with the intention of bankrupting every football club in the country. Only then will I be happy

I agree, fuck football. (was going to suggest it myself but didn't have the balls)

[Jaspersharpe]

On the subject of other sports can we put Andy Murray in please? I don't care that he's got to the semi final of the US open and I don't care that he's ranked number 4 in the World. He's an annoying cock.

[Houdini]

The swine that stole my bag (containing phone, mp3 player, sweater, jacket, overnight kit, and my wine you bitch) that was flung to the floor having run a swift 110m to help the man in Leeds who hit a car at speed then uprooted a lamppost then nailed a bank - h a r d - in his car having drunk and snorted his way through last Saturday morning.

I hope you die a long painful death you piece of shit. 

[SA Chris]

On the subject of other sports can we put Andy Murray in please? I don't care that he's got to the semi final of the US open and I don't care that he's ranked number 4 in the World. He's an annoying cock.

Hasn't he been in da room since wimblydown?

[Somebody's Fool]

Jim. If football was to go into Room 101 and suddenly cease to exist, it would follow that there would be no Stockport County.

And then there would be no Edgeley Park for the fat, wheezing, cauliflower-eared set of bastards known as the Sale Sharks to hijack and turn the pitch into a fucking quagmire.

So think on petal.

[Bubba]

The swine that stole my bag (containing phone, mp3 player, sweater, jacket, overnight kit, and my wine you bitch) that was flung to the floor having run a swift 110m to help the man in Leeds who hit a car at speed then uprooted a lamppost then nailed a bank - h a r d - in his car having drunk and snorted his way through last Saturday morning.

I hope you die a long painful death you piece of shit. 

Only a real lowlife would do such a thing

[DaveC]

Such lowlifes exist the world over. A colleague over here went to help at a fatal car accident last year (he is a former paramedic) and got back to his car to find his briefcase, laptop, CDs and jacket gone! Fortunately there were witnesses who saw the little shits running off and the police caught them later the same day. Room 101 would be far too good for them!

[Jaspersharpe]

The swine that stole my bag (containing phone, mp3 player, sweater, jacket, overnight kit, and my wine you bitch) that was flung to the floor having run a swift 110m to help the man in Leeds who hit a car at speed then uprooted a lamppost then nailed a bank - h a r d - in his car having drunk and snorted his way through last Saturday morning.

I hope you die a long painful death you piece of shit.  

I got a photo of Houd assisting that bloke.

[Houdini]

Que?

 ???

[Jim]

Jim. If football was to go into Room 101 and suddenly cease to exist, it would follow that there would be no Stockport County.

And then there would be no Edgeley Park for the fat, wheezing, cauliflower-eared set of bastards known as the Sale Sharks to hijack and turn the pitch into a fucking quagmire.

So think on petal.

It would not make any difference at all flower.
They would of simply moved to a different ground or had their own ground built earlier

[nik at work]

The fucking, cunting, whoring, twatting, shitting bastard weather.

[DaveC]

No idea what you're on about, weather's gorgeous here! 

[Houdini]

Jasper's mistaken:  real men don't wear tights.  Must be Haston