[Houdini]

Warte mal, GCW!


Are you telling me that Browns'  F_E_A_R  is a bad track?  I shall tell you otherwise.  And others, back me up JB!

[Jaspersharpe]

Corpses is good too.

[GCW]

No, no, no.  It's more the attitude than tunes.  The Terry Christian of Brit Pop.
Woof Woof shhhhhhhh Boom!!

[Houdini]

. . . shaved that dog's behind so you don't get brown stains on it's luscious coat etc..  . . .

Alas I am but a humble doorkeeper, Herr Commandant does the fucking round here - wait - I hear him through my goo-ey letterbox:

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm reaming of a white jizzmas . . .



Ah, Phil has arrived downstairs . . .


(The Oasis bothers are the spastic siamese twins of Britpop)

[GCW]

Shit, I've just realised I'd written it's instead of its.  Apologies.

Shirts that have a rough label that gives you a sore patch on the back of your neck.   

[Houdini]

I believe Brown's attitude can be attributed to his 2 decade love affair w/the White Lady.

Alas, not even Herr Commandant can handle all of Bolivia in a oner.

[lagerstarfish]

Feeble pre climbing excuses!

And to go with that, a side order of people who complain about being weak, but don't put in the required training to change the situation.

Whilst I don't want to send them to 101, I would like to register my disapproval of weak climbers who get away with having strong fingers.

I would like to send akrasia to 101, particularly my own. I know what to do, I want to do it, yet I don't do it. Akrasia sucks.

[slackline]

I put it that escaltors should be cast into Room 101.  They are a complete waste of space and exist purely to serve those too lazy to use their own two legs.  If such people actually walked up the stairs instead of standing ( ) on an escaltor then they might, dread the thought, get a bit fitter.  Turn off all the escaltors that sit there going round and round, hour after hour and your saving shed load of energy, and you increase the health of the nation in one go.

A second nomination for fuckwits who don't realise that a doorway with two doors is wide enough for two people to pass through simultaneously, even if they are going in different directions  .

I see your taking your role as Fuhrer of Room 101 seriously Houdini.

[Houdini]

. . .  my disapproval of weak climbers who get away with having strong fingers.

I've a meeting w/the ghost of Klaus Barbie this afternoon and must shave - I'm busy, would someone care to deal w/this one in my stead?  

Jasper?  


Aber natürlich, Slackers.

[butters]

Just a quick post to clear up my position re: The Fall - I was never ever suggesting that they should go into Room 101 - not in a million years as they are one of my favourite all time bands to see live - the sight of Mark E Smith on stage in the throes of some drink/drug induced state of lunacy is something that everyone should bear witness to at least once in their life. I was merely using the Fall the prove the fallibility of the argument that all bands whose name began with "The" should go in to Room 101.

Perhaps posting on UKB while under the influence of drink should go in... 

bluebrad

[slackline]

Might already be in here, but just in case I missed it....

People who can't park between the lines.  Apparently they're going extinct.

[Houdini]

Escalators are going d o w w w w w w w n .



People who own Hummers and other 8Ltr capacity immoral vehicles.  Truckers exempt.


ME Smith has been issued a two-way pass to ROOM 101, just in case he'd like to visit - for shits & giggles - & return home.

I nominate people who can't take a joke.

[Jaspersharpe]

And to go with that, a side order of people who complain about being weak, but don't put in the required training to change the situation.

Whilst I don't want to send them to 101, I would like to register my disapproval of weak climbers who get away with having strong fingers.

I would like to send akrasia to 101, particularly my own. I know what to do, I want to do it, yet I don't do it. Akrasia sucks.

. . .  my disapproval of weak climbers who get away with having strong fingers.

I've a meeting w/the ghost of Klaus Barbie this afternoon and must shave - I'm busy, would someone care to deal w/this one in my stead?  

Jasper?  

Weak whingers - IN Get fucking training weak boy.

Me - NOT IN You'll all be sorry when I'm strong with strong fingers. 

Akrasia (Had to look it up but now I have I realise I have a mild case myself) - IN Although I can't really be bothered although I know I want to.

[mini]

More from UKB

Whilst on the subject of people going solo:  Ian Brown needs sending there.

Warte mal, GCW!


Are you telling me that Browns'  F_E_A_R  is a bad track?  I shall tell you otherwise.  And others, back me up JB!

I'll definately back you up. Ian Brown IS Legend. Stone Roses - class!

Unfortunately he did create the Manc attitude, as per Liam Gallagher and all the cocky youths that walk with a swagger, but that is no cause to banish the Monkey Man into 101 (and will save having to change my avator!).

[Houdini]

Judas Escariot - who's here this minute - rates the vid to F_E_A_R as a most delightful piece of music cinema.

[Jaspersharpe]

Let's keep Mr Brown out and put the Manc attitude in then........

[slackline]

All fatties shall be molten down to provide candle wax to illuminate the scene of their just demise.

*evil Hooded Claw-esque laughter*

Looks like the government are making their usual half-arsed attempts to tackle obesity problems 

[mini]

Looks like the government are making their usual half-arsed attempts to tackle obesity problems 

Introduce the Fat Tax now before it's it late!

The government taxes all other legal substances that put a strain on the NHS, so why not fat?!
Why should I pay the same price to fly me to Europe or the rest of the world for the same price as fat eating, cake eatin sloth?!

Wee rant over, back to Room 101;

Fat eating, cake eatin slothes that want everything for the same deal as normal healthy people, and the government division who are blatantly responsible for failing to stop the epidemic.

[andy_e]

Fat people cause all the world's problems. Because they're fat they drive everywhere, and because they're fat this burns more fuel, creating more greenhouse gases. And fat people would burn more fuel in the airplane, so ban them from flying.

My friend Dougal spent an hour one night explaining to us all that when he's overlord of the universe, he will implement fat people power stations.

[Houdini]

Dougal!





Get in the fucking queue!

[mini]

Apparently having the majority of fat people on one side of the globe (i.e. America) is going to have a catastrophic effect on the tilt of the earth, resulting in effects more negative climate changes than the global warming they are currently generating!

[butters]

Yet another worthy candidate for inclusion to Room 101 - Rats.



Just look at that foul, scurrilous plague carrying bastard of a rodent! Get into Room 101 and with any luck the poodles will eat you!!

bluebrad

[Drew]

People who can't park between the lines.  Apparently they're going extinct.

YES YES FUCKING YES!!!

[Bubba]

Just look at that foul, scurrilous plague carrying bastard of a rodent!

Awww! that rat is kinda cute!

Rats do a good natural clean-up job - i reckon without them we'd live in a smellier place.

[Houdini]

To be fair to the rat, Bubonic Plague has not been seen for quite some time in these shores . . .


Hamsters could never go in ROOM 101, though our current beastie Oskar has pushed his luck often enough by being the most anti-social and willing to bite of all that we've had, alas one of Fraudini's retarded pals bought her the last hamster in the petshop after our beloved Charlie Maus caught pneumonia & had to be killed.  What a dumb fuck thing to do.

So, Jasmin Harnau, get in ROOM 101, you retard.