[Houdini]

It seems the argument is mainly against dog owners:  laughing at being bitten (owner prob);  dogshit (owner prob) etc.. etc..


I'd wager Norton smells when he's wet.

[Dolly]

What about cats ?
I know Norton will join me in this

All they're good for is shitting in my garden and killing of native bird species.
Get em in the wheelie bin

[AndyR]

Good lord you're a bunch of grumpy bastards.

[Houdini]

No way Jose.


They kill Weils disease vectors.

And Blofeldt and other megalomanic power-crazed baddies need a cat to stroke!

I nominate pet haters/grumpy bastards.

[Norton Sharley]

Whilst I agree with you Dolly about cats we need to be careful cos' Bubba owns cats. 

And Houdini, we're not grumpy, we just hate shit 

[GCW]

What about poodles?  The show ones, not the working ones.  What's the point there?  Can we not just stick fireworks up their arses and attach roller skates to their feet and have drag races.  Much more fun.
We could even tie bags full of shit to their ears for more entertainment.  And stand (selected) dog owners at a strategic point so the racing poodles all explode at the same place, thus showering the canine owners not only with blood and bowel, but the shit from their own dogs too!!!!!.

Cats are not pets.
Humans are cat's pets.
never forget it.
Cats are the spawn of Beelzebub and the Chupacabra.

[Houdini]

Finally, some specificity, GCW, I'd like to offer you the exalted position of Poodle Shafter.  You may shaft them in any way you see fit.  And that includes the likes of Flex and Hold the twin Languedoc fighting poodles  owned by Gresham.

[Norton Sharley]

GCW 



How much more specific can I get than exterminate all dogs?

[Houdini]

Norton, you cannot exterminate all dogs just because you dislike poo, it's the owners fault.  The poodle is a small concession and I'm afraid that if you keep whining I'll have you put to sleep, but not before you are forced to eat every last doo-doo in Battersea, capeesh?


NEXT!

[GCW]

I'VE JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE:

PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO READ WHAT THEY HAVE WRITTEN.  DREAM ON GORMLESS.

[Bubba]

I have cats, am getting a dog (once Ms Bubba's arm has been fully twisted) and I often spit on the street. I think i may have one foot in this room myself.

To be fair though, people who don't pick up their dogs poop and won't train them properly not to bite/jump up/etc don't deserve to have one in the first place.

[mini]

I own a dog.
I pick dog poo in a placky bag when in public places or at the crags (but dispose of properly).
I were an anorak when walking the dog in the rain (it stops me getting wet).
I used to work an Maccy D's (and obviously ate the food when I was there but won't eat the stuff now).
Toight I ate a variety of 'Bistro Styley' leaves from a plastic bag (I couldn't be arsed buying 4 varieties of lettuce, to eat some of it and throw the rest away).
I sometimes turn right of a main road without indicating (typical Alfa, the indicator relay is on its way out but waiting for a replacement).

Am I destined for Room 101??  

[GCW]

Yup.

Put these roller skates on, hang these bags from your ears, and bend over........

[mini]

Does mean you are rebuking your offer of showing me around Brownstones on my next visit up Chorley?

Oh bugger!

[GCW]

I can't believe you remembered that!!!
The offer is still there if you manage to stay out of 101.

[mini]

I can't believe you remembered that!!!

That was less than 3 weeks ago!

Can all people with short term memory loss please make there way to Room 101, if you can remember where it is   

[SA Chris]

What about poodles?  The show ones, not the working ones.  What's the point there? 

Never heard of avalanche poodles before? Test potential avalanche slopes with one first to see if it's safe to cross (Old Tammi Knight cartoon).

[Norton Sharley]

Fair enough, the dogs are too stupid to know any better.  And I don't have a problem with well trained dogs, you know the ones that go to the bar, buy all your drinks and dig me out of avalanches.

So it's the owners fault so we can put all dog owners who don't pick up dog shit in room 101?


And to prove the point, as I was walking to work through the park today there was a little green bag of poo, all nicely tied up, sat on the footpath not 200 yards from the nearest dog shit bin.  What do I think of that dog owner ?    In the room, now 

And Mini, you just sound normal to me, Houdini is the freak !

[Norton Sharley]

I'm having a muddle season and I'm struggling to think of someone to fight (other than the obvious); I pass on this threads' virginity to a hungrier, more serendipitous hater. 

H, you seem to have got over the above issue? 

[GCW]

I pass on this threads' virginity to a hungrier, more serendipitous hater. 

He did say he was passing the virginity to someone else.  The sloppy seconds/ thirds etc he is quite happy to keep all for himself.

[Houdini]

GCW knows.



And by-the-by, here at the foul black pig-iron gates of ROOM 101, we spell freak N. A. Z. I.


Gentlemen, let us move swiftly on, oh and remember Norton, I want to be able to see my face in those jackboots!

[Norton Sharley]

YES SAH 

[andy_e]

Pendulum
TC
Clipz
Any band with "The" preceding their name (Except The Orb, The Panacea, The Sect and The Justified Ancients of Mumu. Others will be considered on request)
TopShop's "nu-rave" clothing range
Any band that has to advertise their album on telly
Any dance album that advertises "classic tunes" on the telly
electro
minimal techno (only minimal though, detroit and hardcore are ok)
skinny jeans (I remember when baggy was all the rage!)
Black hair-dye-utilising teens
my chemical bollocks
january weather
big bother
hollyoaks
coronation street
all the other soaps
my inability to stop eating
lots more, probably.

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[Dolly]

Whilst I agree with you Dolly about cats we need to be careful cos' Bubba owns cats.

OK will back away from the cat thing - at least on here.
http://www.hatecats.co.uk/ might still be worth a look for those of you who agree with me tho'

[Jaspersharpe]

Any band with "The" preceding their name (Except The Orb, The Panacea, The Sect and The Justified Ancients of Mumu. Others will be considered on request)

Fuck that.