[webbo]

and I had you down as a Austin Reed or Liberty type of gentleman..








suits you sir.....

well although i do posses a crombie suit i'm more of a paul smith man really.

[Houdini]

i'm more of a paul smith man really.

Paul Smith?


What's that, a Millet's off-shoot?

[webbo]

its more Patagonia than millets i will have you know.

[andy popp]

Do feel some how superior to all those sad fucks?

You bet I do.

So, retail malls must stay OUT I say, to keep all the imagineless twats of society at bay, so we get to fulfil our lives with like minded folk with no exposure to such persons.

I nominate the self-satisfied.

[Houdini]

I nominate the overpayed. 

[fatdoc]

good.

no one else has satisfied myself as well as myself.

And that includes every Tory leader I've ever known.

[Houdini]

Sheeet, we gotta live-one ere, Jed!

[andy_e]

no one else has satisfied myself as well as myself.

do you mean you're a good wanker? 

[andy popp]

It wasn't really meant personally. I just found that passage pretty ugly reading.

[Houdini]

The Folly, you were atop of it? 

Mmm, no. Three initials. First one L, last D.

Duh!  Langsam im kopf.  You triphead you!

[fatneck]

I nominate "friends" who, whilst traveling at the head of a small convoy of cars, enjoy indicating left but then turning right or vice versa. Bastards.
Particularly when the person following next is me and I don't know where I'm going...

[Houdini]

Wine of the FITOU or MERLOT varieties. 

Cack.





Plus - any gaseous wine.  Champagne, the fucking lot.   It's a pisspoor excuse for flavour.  Shite.

[Houdini]

I n Z z z o m n i a . . .



Must go to slllll . . .  in ROOM 101.

[GraemeA]

Wine of the FITOU or MERLOT varieties. 

Peep's who confuse wine producing areas (eg Fitou) with grape varieties (eg Merlot)

[Houdini]

Fuck off wine snob 




Doesn't alter the fact that hospital water has more flavour.

[GraemeA]

One is obviously drinking the wrong Merlot, try some http://www.farrvintners.com/wine.php?wineid=5076 and tell me it doesn't have any flavour 

[Houdini]

But it costs 30, 000 (of what?)  I know the works is doing well, but, that well?!

This is a tad out of my range, probably go for a 1931 do Noval vintage port if I had that wedge to lash. . .


Either way your argument is not convincing enough that I should enter 101 myself.  Who would be the Nazi here if I did?

[GraemeA]

Fuck off wine snob 

One could equally compare all gritstone, a rock variety with an underlying commonality, with Horsesmee, a distinct climbing area with it's own unique commonality, yet one that does not count gritstone in its constituents

[Houdini]

Graham, care to join me in ROOM 101, we deserve it . . .

[andy_e]

People who spell people's names wrong, houdini... 

write 5 times now, Graeme...

[GraemeA]

But it costs 30, 000 (of what?)  I know the works is doing well, but, that well?!

This is a tad out of my range, probably go for a 1931 do Noval vintage port if I had that wedge to lash. . .


Either way your argument is not convincing enough that I should enter 101 myself.  Who would be the Nazi here if I did?

30,000 of them there squids I believe, but that's for a whole case 

Well Sam's got his Evo, Percy has his weird-carbon-fibre-bike-without-brakes, I've got my very expensive wine habit 

Ok not that expensive but I am getting there

[GraemeA]

People who spell people's names wrong, houdini... 

write 5 times now, Graeme...

well said young man

[Houdini]

Graeme  Graeme Graeme Graeme Graeme Graeme

Can I nominate pizzheds?  wtf?



Remind me to open a bouldering wall next to you w/free admission, brews, and blonde belay bunnies ready to be ravished by anyone, for free.

(rubbing hands together smiley)

You'll be back on the cider and black in a week!!   

[GraemeA]

Belay bunnies. At a bouldering wall. WTF. And you are accusing me of being a pisshead  ???

We call them receptionists.

[Houdini]

Sluts.  That's what I meant.  Free sluts.


You're doomed, soon my sluts will be the talk of Sheffield . . .


U a pisshead?  Never.  Probably myself . . .