[Obi-Wan is lost...]

Crap colds/flu/cough/phlem etc. Not proper illnesses, not ill enough to get time off work/stay in bed, just enough to make you feel crap whilst at work. Combine this with January/November dark wet days and you got a combination of general feeling crapness.  

[BenF]

The Trafford Centre and other such retail "experiences".  I can't quite believe that we've evolved to the point where excessive, meaningless consumption has been elevated to such a high art.  Obviously we all like nice things (ideally with a purpose) but not to the point where shopping can be classed as a past time or interest...

Midges. Little cunt creatures. Impossible to devise something that could possibly annoy more.

And Sandflies that cut little squares out of your skin to get at the blood.  Nearly sent me mad in Canada.

[Jaspersharpe]

Midges. Little cunt creatures. Impossible to devise something that could possibly annoy more.

Another vote for these fuckers. After a visit to Plantation last year I ended up with over 130 bites when I forgot to pack the repellent. Bastards.

Totally agree re shopping too. Thank fuck for the internet.

[fatdoc]

-rant, but with a point-

On driving up the M1 for a big day out at Brimham one bank holiday last year You could see Queues of cars getting in to meadowhall.....at 10 in the morning, really good cool sunny day in early summer.

How fucking sad can you be to not need anything (get if off the net if know what you want) but you feel like a wander, so you pack your sweaty fat (lets face it they are, and their junk food fed kids soon will be) family into the 4 by 4 you never will use off road and go to the "mall"?
To what end? Well to consolidate the Blair years debt trap with your burgeoning quiver or credit cards, that why.

I was angered by the flocks of inane, sad, poointless fuckers I saw that day.....

Then at the crag was elated... cos it's retail experiences that keep the great (aka fat, thick and pointless) unwashed out of the hills / off the crags etc...

Do feel some how superior to all those sad fucks?

You bet I do.

So, retail malls must stay OUT I say, to keep all the imagineless twats of society at bay, so we get to fulfil our lives with like minded folk with no exposure to such persons.


-rant over-

[SA Chris]

Midges. Little cunt creatures. Impossible to devise something that could possibly annoy more.

Another vote for these fuckers. After a visit to Plantation last year I ended up with over 130 bites when I forgot to pack the repellent. Bastards.

Plantation is mild compared to some of those West Coast Flava swines.

[Norton Sharley]

-rant, but with a point-


blah, blah ...

-rant over-

I totally agree.

They can take all their umbrella/ella/ellas there too!    !

[fatdoc]

thanks for that

[Jaspersharpe]

Yeah you're right. "Malls" stay out to keep the scum where they belong. Nice one.

[webbo]

i think i'd rather go meadow hall than the plantation.after all there is a crombie store there.

[fatdoc]

 
 

 

[fatdoc]

and I had you down as a Austin Reed or Liberty type of gentleman..








suits you sir.....

[Jaspersharpe]

Jonathan Wilkes - Talentless bum chum of Robbie Williams. Kill him now.

Jamie Cullum - Cunt. See above.

Edith Bowman - Why are you on tv/radio you rancid looking, shite talking bitch?

McFly - Hollow eyed pop zombies rehashing Beatles harmonies for the brain dead. "But they can play their own instuments" Uhu? Pass the sick bag.

[SA Chris]

Twats who don't acknowledge / thank you when you give them a gap when driving / holding a door open etc. Find this increases proportionally to either a) cost of car or b) their age.

[Dolly]

Pedestrians who don't bother to look when you're turning off a main road onto a side road.
If you were to hit a couple then surely that just natural selection at work ?

[andy_e]

Wankers who don't indicate they're turning into a side-road off a main road...

Wankers who pull out of a side road far too late 

[slackline]

Wankers who don't indicate

They need to 

[BenF]

Twats who don't acknowledge / thank you when you give them a gap when driving / holding a door open etc. Find this increases proportionally to either a) cost of car or b) their age.

And they seem to be increasing in number exponentially.

[dave]

People who give way to the left on mini-roundabouts. The system works, don't fuck it up.

People who think tab ends and/or chuddy don't count as litter.

[BenF]

People who think tab ends and/or chuddy don't count as litter.

Fuckin' spot on.  Are you reading my mind?

[SA Chris]

How many people chew gum anyway? And how many that do just chuck it on the floor? It amazes me how much there is in City Centres, looks like the pavement has measles or something. (and yes i know measles aren't white).

And people who have those fag end bins outside their establishments who don't empty them, just let them overflow onto the ground or just open the front and dump the lot on the pavement.

[erm, sam]

Pedestrians who don't bother to look when you're turning off a main road onto a side road.
If you were to hit a couple then surely that just natural selection at work ?

Technical point: if you consult your Highway Code you will see that pedestrians have right of way in this case...

Not that I bothered explaining that to the bloke chasing me with a pair of pliars that time in London. I had banged on his roof as he nearly drove over my toes after breaking the  spirit and letter of the above code.

[andy_e]

Cold houses 

[slackline]

Cold houses 

Easily resolved by  / putting another layer on / turning the heating on.

Which of these is the most viable option is a different matter 

[Bubba]

Not that I bothered explaining that to the bloke chasing me with a pair of pliars that time in London.

Was he planning on pinching you to death?

[fatdoc]

that'll be when the BDSM went a bit wrong then?

whem "no" means "yes and "stop" means "plier me harder damn you"