[Houdini]

Would it be too much to suggest UKB have a room 101?

[andy popp]

OK, you get first nomination.

[Jaspersharpe]

Fucking great idea.

[Houdini]

I'm having a muddle season and I'm struggling to think of someone to fight (other than the obvious); I pass on this threads' virginity to a hungrier, more serendipitous hater. 

[andy_e]

Can we put exams in to room 101? 

[Houdini]

I feel your pain, sister.

Absolutely to hell w/any (no coursework) examination (gotta be hot on the day etc.. = immoral).

[andy_e]

Who cares about sediments anyway? 

[andy_e]

At first i thought "Why would umbrellas care about sediments?" then it finally hit home that the two statements were in no way related. 

[SA Chris]

Umbrellas!

Fuck yes. As a six foot+ er I swear if i didn't wear glasses I would be blind by now. What's wrong with a raincoat?

Can I put Monday mornings in?

[Yossarian]

People who say, "What's occuring?"

Harry Potter and his horrid bunch of little wizard fuckers.
(If you won't let me put that in then I'm going to write the screenplay for Alien And Predator VS Harry Potter)

English wine.

Big Brother

Kerry Katona

The Monarchy

Retired late50somethings who go to an evening art class, paint something shit, sell it to their neighbours and then start referring to themselves as "artists". Especially the ones who start wearing smocks when they go to Waitrose.

And on that note, Tesco.

The Daily Mail

[dave]

Shop assistants who offer unsolicited assistance; "are you OK there?" as soon as you walk in the door. or "if you need any help give me a shout". Yes thank you dickhead, i know how the whole shopping thing works.

TV adverts with making claims such as "kills up to 100% of germs" which don't actually tell you anything except the definition of the percentage system.

[Houdini]

*I like umberellas, I think there is something quintessentially English / foppyfaggish about them.


*Dave got the big one early - you're barely over the threshold of their premises and want to take your order.  A little rude I think.


*If umberellas must go in Room 101 then I offer, smokers on dancefloors:  I'm sick of getting burned around the arms by some pilled-up cunt dancing w/their eyes closed, leaving fat smoldering cherries whenever they light up.  Fuck off and die, or at least hold them above your head.

[SA Chris]

Pseudo-science in general.

Was one for some fruit drink recently that claimed to contain something that "research has shown may contribute to preventing blindness". Or some such horseshit.

[andy_e]

"Cheesestrings- made from 100% Real Cheese", yeah, and 100% real plastic, and 100% real e-numbers too.

[Houdini]

The Osbournes.   



All of them.  Now.

[Jaspersharpe]

The White Stripes.

[Houdini]

The White Stripes.

Instant admission granted.

- plus -

The Daily Mail, and I'd like to include The Mirror as it has long stopped being the paper it should still be.  Stuff like the People is just plain trash but the Mirror was meant to be more.

[andy popp]

People who will use only the middle lane when on motorways. Them and fascists.

[Will Hunt]

Human geography. All of it.

And I'll second Andi's sentiments of exam assessment.

[andy_e]

Human geography. All of it.

This statement is almost enough to make up for you doing geography.

[BenF]

People.  Yeah, all of them, they can f**k off and leave me alone.

[lagerstarfish]

People who will use only the middle lane when on motorways. Them and fascists.

A little unfair to fascists, I feel, to put them in the same category as those cunts. Fascists are, at least, honest about what they hope to achieve from their unpleasant behaviour (apart from the incompetent ones, who can't remember why, what or whom; but even they are not as bad as persistent middle-laners).
Hence the great new slogan I have thought up for the PNF "you know where you are with a fascist".

[lagerstarfish]

Spelling - I mean the lack of proper rules for spelling words in the English language.

How can children be expected to develop a sense of right and wrong and respect for the rule of law when so many of the "rules" that they learn about one of our primary means of communication have so many exceptions? I blame this for the widespread attitude/belief that many people have which can be summed up as "it is wrong to X (insert act of wrongness here), unless I feel like it" and all the problems in today's society that result from such thinking. I mean look at this ridiculous legal system we have - all seems to be based around comparing situations to other situations and seeing if this one is exempt from the rules that apply to the others. Codify! I say.

Nowt wrong with grammar, that's proper rules that is.

Rules are not rules if they have exceptions.

Stupid spelling system into 101.

[Houdini]

Non-phonetically enunciated place names.



Cholmondley etc..

[andy_e]

I before E!

(Except after C, or making an "A" as in Neighbour or Weigh)

hmmm  That doesn't sound like a rule, more like a guideline.