[SA Chris]

  And then they look more disgusting anyway because there's flab pouring out at every opportunity in the clothing...

Muffin tops! Not good, especially when combined with tattoos on hanging over bits.

[andy_e]

People who claim to be green and enviro-friendly then have loads of kids.

  VHEMT

Q: Are you really serious?

We're really vehement.

Many see humor in The Movement and think we can't be serious about voluntary human extinction, but in spite of the seriousness of both situation and movement, there's room for humor. In fact, without humor, Earth's condition gets unbearably depressing -- a little levity eases the gravity.

True, wildlife rapidly going extinct and 40,000 children dying each day are not laughing matters, but neither laughing nor bemoaning will change what's happening. We may as well have some fun as we work and play toward a better world.

Besides, returning Earth to its natural splendor and ending needless suffering of humanity are happy thoughts -- no sense moping around in gloom and doom.

 

[andy_e]

  And then they look more disgusting anyway because there's flab pouring out at every opportunity in the clothing...

Muffin tops! Not good, especially when combined with tattoos on hanging over bits.

You've obviously been to bolton then!

[Jaspersharpe]

Can Cocktalk go in please.

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8496.msg129899.html#new

[Houdini]

Can Cocktalk go in please.

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8496.msg129899.html#new

Best not.



They would be on here then.  Keep the riff raff out, what?!

[Houdini]

[Houdini]

[Jaspersharpe]

Can Cocktalk go in please.

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8496.msg129899.html#new

Best not.



They would be on here then.  Keep the riff raff out, what?!

True enough.

[andy popp]

The Folly, you were atop of it? 

Mmm, no. Three initials. First one L, last D.

[moose]

tall people who claim to be short.

how does that work?
"I might appear to be 6ft 3, but actually it's an optical illusion and I am in fact shorter than you"?

When I was around 15 years old a school friend claimed that he'd learnt in a science lesson that we are all only around half as tall as we look - our height is an optical illusion.  I tried to disprove his theory by closing my eyes and punching him in the head.... but he remained adamant (albeit bruised).

[dontfollowme]

Work email - instead of being a useful tool, most use it to cover their arse or drop other people in it. A waste of time.

[andy_e]

The Folly, you were atop of it? 

Mmm, no. Three initials. First one L, last D.

Liquid Crystal Display? Light Emitting Diode? Long-Shore Drift?

[Houdini]

[Houdini]

#1  Weddings.




#2   Beards.

[lagerstarfish]

#2   Beards.

Meaning?
 1)deliberate cultivations of facial hair
or
 2)the very existence of facial hair that grows quickly and prickly and therefore takes up time, effort and, in some cases, blood and pain to control.
or
 3)someone called Beards
or
 4)all of the above
or
 5) 1 and 2

I dislike 2 and so sometimes choose to go with 1. No experience of 3.

[Houdini]

Hmmm...   Must've been extra cynical last night.   Can't let weddings in really; but beards, cultivated patches must go.   (Unshaven growth is OK/sideburns, fine too.)

Beat me to it Lagers'





Ooh so many caveats - beards:  the truly ostentacious specimens can stay, but they really must be beyond the pale.

[Bubba]

While we're on facial hair, 'taches are pretty bad.

[Houdini]

I agree, 'tashes are dire.



But I must reserve the right to continue my practice of flying to Germany w/a Hitler.  It's only for a day . . .

[Bowie]

#1  Weddings.

Sir that is a tad misfortunate considering i have just got engaged and booked the wedding venue. I shall now have to ditch the Chosen One and beat myself with barbed wire.

[Houdini]

No weddings are fine I *cough* was merely arguing w/she who must be wed last night.  Sorry, weddings are in.

[Houdini]

Green.  Though I don't mind if you reserve the right . . .


Last night, I gave up smoking pot; and stared ruefully, nay bitterly, at my running pumps as I packed away my handblown pipe w/shotgun hole *sob* away for ever   .............. aaargggghhhh ..................   *sob*. 

[slackline]

Green.  Though I don't mind if you reserve the right . . .


Last night, I gave up smoking pot; and stared ruefully, nay bitterly, at my running pumps as I packed away my handblown pipe w/shotgun hole *sob* away for ever   .............. aaargggghhhh ..................   *sob*. 

Never say never

[lagerstarfish]

Last night, I gave up smoking pot; and stared ruefully, nay bitterly, at my running pumps as I packed away my handblown pipe w/shotgun hole *sob* away for ever   .............. aaargggghhhh ..................   *sob*. 

"Packed away" doesn't sound very final to me, young man. It implies the possibility of unpacking. Burning bridges can be a very effective way of reducing the chances of returning to where you have come from.
Commitment?

[SA Chris]

I think that the main reason for having a beard is not having to shave, so any facial hair that involves partial shaving (tashes, goatees and soul patches) must go into the Room. I couldn't grow a beard if my life depended on it anyway; most blokes get a 5 o' clock shadow, I get a Wednesday shadow.

[Bubba]

Let's add people who are going badly bald so attempt to compensate by growing a long goaty or a ponytail - reverso-hair is bad folks, bare your baldness to the world!


Also, html tattoos are going to look more than a bit silly in 20 years time