[Houdini]

. . . the possibility of unpacking . . .      . . . Burning bridges . . .         . . . Commitment?

Giftwrapped it shall be and a present made of it to another.



Oh and those silly tattoos that women have on their haunches, usually something vaguely spikey, truly these are bloody awful.  Plus, all celtic/ethnic tattoos (with the exception of Mauri facials).   

[Jaspersharpe]

That tat looks fucking silly now never mind in 20 years time.

[dave]

I couldn't grow a beard if my life depended on it anyway; most blokes get a 5 o' clock shadow, I get a Wednesday shadow.

I on the other hand get a 08:05 AM shaddow.


Whats wrong with a good old rotherham flavour-saver anyroad?

[Bubba]

Oh and those silly tattoos that women have on their haunches, usually something vaguely spikey, truly these are bloody awful.  Plus, all celtic/ethnic tattoos (with the exception of Mauri facials).   

I quite like tramp stamps and celtic tatts

[Houdini]

Clearly we've opened a vicious can of worms vis-a-vis beards.




OK so, comedy Hitler 'taches/outrageous growth and cultivation above and beyond what most neck muscles can accomodate/general unkempt hirsuteness = fine.  Everything else must go.

Tramp Stamps - fitting they are on braying slags dripping doner grease but heartbreaking on genuine babes.

Tattoos - Russian gangster-style RE:  Eastern Promises film / Mauris = fine.  But general Celt fuckmess badboy in a suped-up Honda Civic = trash.  Yes, I've been needled.



MNML techno.  Not Minimal or sparce sounding techno, but MNML the stuff that is ruining Berlin right this very minute.

[Jaspersharpe]

Tramp Stamps - fitting they are on braying slags dripping doner grease but heartbreaking on genuine babes.

Tattoos - Russian gangster-style RE:  Eastern Promises film / Mauris = fine.  But general Celt fuckmess badboy in a suped-up Honda Civic = trash.  Yes, I've been needled.

Seconded.

[Houdini]

Tattooed breasts.  





*shivers*

[Bubba]

Talking of breasts - silicon implants...puke!

[Bowie]

Tramp Stamps - fitting they are on braying slags dripping doner grease but heartbreaking on genuine babes.

Tattoos - Russian gangster-style RE:  Eastern Promises film / Mauris = fine.  But general Celt fuckmess badboy in a suped-up Honda Civic = trash.  Yes, I've been needled.

Seconded.

hmmmm i fear room 101 maybe my destination.
I have a suped up honda civic. and a tat. a crap one that looks faded. NO NEED. its on the 101 list of things i need to get round to sorting out but never actually do list.

[SA Chris]

Blokes who wear ridiculously baggy jeans with the belt at about cock level, with gruts hanging out. Why? and also how???

And doubly so if you are on a snowboard.

[Bubba]

I believe that the trousers half down thing originally meant - I have a big, hard brother who'll beat your face in if you mess with me....look how big he is coz his old jeans barely fit me.

I can't remember where I heard that but was told that was the origin of the fashion, please correct me if I'm wrong.

[SA Chris]

I would love it if you were right, but I have never ever heard that.

[Jaspersharpe]

I really hope that is the reason as it makes the fashion even more laughable.

Which I didn't think was possible.

Most of the middle class skater kids who wear those jeans probably have an older brother called Jonty studying history of art at Cambridge rather than some badass g muthafucka who could kick your ass.

[galpinos]

I believe that the trousers half down thing originally meant - I have a big, hard brother who'll beat your face in if you mess with me....look how big he is coz his old jeans barely fit me.

I thought it was something to do with not being allowed a belt in jail so your trousers were always hanging low.

i.e. I'm dead cool as I've done time.

I'm not 100% down on hip hop fashion though.

[Norton Sharley]

Tramp Stamps - fitting they are on braying slags dripping doner grease but heartbreaking on genuine babes.

Tattoos - Russian gangster-style RE:  Eastern Promises film / Mauris = fine.  But general Celt fuckmess badboy in a suped-up Honda Civic = trash.  Yes, I've been needled.


Surely you are now into the realms of personal preference so unless you put personal preference itself into room 101 it's either all tatts or none?

And you can put the whole lot in for me.

[Norton Sharley]

I believe that the trousers half down thing originally meant - I have a big, hard brother who'll beat your face in if you mess with me....look how big he is coz his old jeans barely fit me.

Can we put all hip hop fashion in too then please?

I thought it was something to do with not being allowed a belt in jail so your trousers were always hanging low.

i.e. I'm dead cool as I've done time.

I'm not 100% down on hip hop fashion though.

[Bubba]

I'm putting Norton in for not being able to use the quote bbcode

[Norton Sharley]

I'm putting Norton in for not being able to use the quote bbcode

quite right too, chuck me in then I don't have to read this drivel every lunch time (lunchtime?) /wink (;

[Norton Sharley]

 


RAIN !

[SA Chris]

I am resubmitting Umbrellas, specifying small women who use large golfing umbrellas in windy weather. Got stabbed in the side of the head by oen of those spikey bits on the edges at lunchtime. Surely these things need redesigning?

[lagerstarfish]

I thought it was something to do with not being allowed a belt in jail so your trousers were always hanging low.

Word
Sagging should be in 101 whatever its origins are

[galpinos]

Word
Sagging should be in 101 whatever its origins are

Agreed. (It's actually got a name. Fuckin' Hell!)

[Houdini]

it's either all tatts or none.

I'm sorry Norton, but allowing ALL TATS in ROOM 101 doesn't bode too well for those of us *cough* that sport them, plus, I feel it would be giving-in to the Nazi in me.  So, Prison tatts are fine as often there is a tragic and touching story behind them, even if they do look terrible. 

Umbrellas, yes Chris, since you are 9' tall perhaps we should get rid of them for the sake of your continued vision.

Sagging should go in as it sounds unpleasantly sexual, deviantly so.

RAIN!   Norton Norton Norton if it wasn't for the fact that I've a certain fondness for Manx Norton racing bikes from yesteryear (and the Commando LR too) I'd have you sent to the Scrappies.  We can't do away w/rain now can we?!   All that dry heat and dust . . .    Tsk! 

[Nibile]

i'd put in climbers who use this

as a chalkbag. it's quite popular here, but i can't see anything good in it: what? you drink alot of rhum? yes? that's why you suck at climbing mate.

[Monolith]

I saw a paintballing magazine in WH Smiths earlier. That can definitely go in.