I don't get the bit about Lard T'cap. Is it Yorkshire slang or summat?
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RIch Mike Hunt, P ass hole
Had a sex change then?Dips hit
Herman Aphrodite
Goatsucker
Fork Off U bunch of pricks
RAM a pine apple pup y oar lar set
erm, suck my sausage??
Hmmm, let me paws four reflection