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Crimbo wishlist
November 02, 2007, 11:31:49 pm
This is high on my list



Complete A-team box set. Oh yes.

Then add the following



And I'm happy.





Along with a mother in law destroying weapon of some sort......

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#1 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 02, 2007, 11:35:29 pm
I think Golt meant:


But I'd rather have an RS6:


Much more space, and hence more practical..... and a lot faster

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#2 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 02, 2007, 11:38:48 pm
 :guilty:

For she is a beautiful machine. Check this ass out


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#3 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 02, 2007, 11:57:45 pm




Nice

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#4 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 04, 2007, 09:27:20 pm
1 dead grandmother
1 dead aunt
3 dead other relatives
the US$ rate to drop to about £1.40 again.

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#5 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 05, 2007, 06:47:48 am
feeling cheerful?

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#6 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 06, 2007, 11:17:21 pm
a book finishing machine

some diet pills

a 21 year old blonde

a leather-bound set of the collected works of andy mcnab

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#7 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 04:28:45 am
A fanny magnet...



An extra 8 hours in the day every day

Some of Yoss's diet pills

A 'day-pass' with my wifes younger sister (a 22 year old blonde)

PS _ Me and Mrs FD are test driving an RS6 next weekend  :P







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#8 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 07:56:37 am
You had better hope she never happens across this site.

A decent weather winter; ice, snow, sun and waves. A difficult combination, I'll admit.

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#9 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 08:09:41 am
A decent weather winter; ice, snow, sun and waves. A difficult combination, I'll admit.

Have you tried moving to Antarctica Chris?  Could solve your problems.  For six months of the year anyway.

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#10 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 09:18:07 am
A fanny magnet...

A 'day-pass' with my wifes younger sister (a 22 year old blonde)

PS _ Me and Mrs FD are test driving an RS6 next weekend  :P

That RS6 will be all hers when the divorce comes through :lol:

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#11 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 10:43:17 am
A decent weather winter; ice, snow, sun and waves. A difficult combination, I'll admit.

Have you tried moving to Antarctica Chris?  Could solve your problems.  For six months of the year anyway.

Be nice, but i think the commute to work would create problems.

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#12 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 12:00:55 pm
The simple things for me.

Get rid of this cold.

Get fucking strong.

That'll do thanks Santa as neither seems to be on the horizon at present::)

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#13 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 12:25:21 pm
Sending Lou Ferrigno before Christmas.

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#14 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 03:48:43 pm
An extra inch,a consolidated pulley, j dilla's back catalogue,trip to Italia,some ormes nemesi,30 deg board to finally go up and   a project.

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#15 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 03:54:45 pm
An extra inch

Don't want to be any taller then?

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#16 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 03:57:24 pm
If I could redistribute that inch from height to penis, I'd be psyched. In fact 3 inches of redistribution would be immense - less  lank, more from your wank. Is that too rude, I'm not sure anymore?

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#17 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 05:07:19 pm
Not rude, dude. Just WAY too honest! :)

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#18 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 05:18:39 pm
1. Better luck than last year  :please:

2. Good weather in the Frankenjura come easter time!

3. audi RS4 avant

4. R8

5. Caterham 7

4. Mini Hiabussi

5. Affordable car insurance???

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#19 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 07, 2007, 09:33:07 pm
Well christmas has come a little early at the Golt residence.

Got this beast a little thanks to my mum:



Also, the other half presented me with tickets to see Sasha and Zabiella at the Warehouse Project in December!

Nice!!!

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#20 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 08, 2007, 11:06:18 pm
You had better hope she never happens across this site.

It's OK - she has a good sense of humour (and her sister is really fit so its only an honest admission - after all I can't lie to my dear wife can I)

GCW - I made a mistake, it was an RS4 not a RS6... I hope she doesn't like it 'cos theres no way we are actually going to buy one.

If I had to write a real 'dear santa' letter it would be for one of these..




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#21 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 08, 2007, 11:30:57 pm
Ms Cruz


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#22 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 08, 2007, 11:36:20 pm
Has she been drinking? She looks likes shes slipped a tad.

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#23 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 08, 2007, 11:38:05 pm
Pissed/not pissed, I'm easy  :whistle:

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#24 Re: Crimbo wishlist
November 08, 2007, 11:41:03 pm
I first read the caption as 'My Cuz' and thought you were showing off your family..

 

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