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#7475 Re: YYFY!!!
November 28, 2020, 10:54:30 am

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#7476 Re: YYFY!!!
December 02, 2020, 01:56:54 pm
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.

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#7477 Re: YYFY!!!
December 02, 2020, 04:56:12 pm
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#7478 Re: YYFY!!!
December 02, 2020, 05:00:56 pm
Yes but were you listening to her during the 2.1xBW deadlift??

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#7479 Re: YYFY!!!
December 02, 2020, 06:49:33 pm
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Good call. To be honest I was listening to The Count of Montecristo on Audible...
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#7480 Re: YYFY!!!
December 02, 2020, 09:33:16 pm
I bet the bar was at least 50 inches long though.

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#7481 Re: YYFY!!!
December 03, 2020, 04:55:15 am
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.
I was in the top 1% for Tool.  :lol:

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#7482 Re: YYFY!!!
December 03, 2020, 01:08:11 pm
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#7483 Re: YYFY!!!
December 03, 2020, 02:12:12 pm
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.

Sainsbury's informed my wife and me that we were the number two buyers of diet bitter lemon at their Ashton-under-Lyne supermarket. Got to up those numbers.

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#7484 Re: YYFY!!!
December 03, 2020, 03:52:56 pm
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.

Sainsbury's informed my wife and me that we were the number two buyers of diet bitter lemon at their Ashton-under-Lyne supermarket. Got to up those numbers.

1. Why? (Why did they tell you!)
2. WHO IS NUMBER 1???

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#7485 Re: YYFY!!!
December 03, 2020, 06:41:43 pm
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.

Sainsbury's informed my wife and me that we were the number two buyers of diet bitter lemon at their Ashton-under-Lyne supermarket. Got to up those numbers.

1. Why? (Why did they tell you!)
2. WHO IS NUMBER 1???

An excellent question Tomtom! Perhaps to start some sort of purchasing war in the quest for the top spot. Margins must be really tight if they are trying to up sales of 60p low calorie carbonated beverages.

But I do seriously worry about number one. My wife and I do get through an unhealthy amount of bitter lemon.

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#7486 Re: YYFY!!!
December 03, 2020, 07:12:10 pm
These are the sort of things that make it really hard to get worked up about the supposed issues with big data analytics  :lol:

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#7487 Re: YYFY!!!
December 06, 2020, 11:40:43 pm
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.

Sainsbury's informed my wife and me that we were the number two buyers of diet bitter lemon at their Ashton-under-Lyne supermarket. Got to up those numbers.

1. Why? (Why did they tell you!)
2. WHO IS NUMBER 1???

Under GDPR you cannot release this info. Next thing you know you will be stalking them and clearing the shelf just as they enter the supermarket.

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#7488 Re: YYFY!!!
December 07, 2020, 02:18:41 pm
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.

Sainsbury's informed my wife and me that we were the number two buyers of diet bitter lemon at their Ashton-under-Lyne supermarket. Got to up those numbers.

Me and the GF were the 3rd highest buyer of chickpeas in the Colne store, we have upped them numbers this year but the restrictions on purchases earlier in lockdown may have knocked us down the table.

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#7489 Re: YYFY!!!
December 07, 2020, 03:32:56 pm
Riding high on the perfect wave of my DL PB, Spotify just made me as proud as ever, telling me that in 2020 I am in the top 0,05% worlwide for PJ Harvey listenings.
Now tell me if this isn't the biggest YYFY ever.

Sainsbury's informed my wife and me that we were the number two buyers of diet bitter lemon at their Ashton-under-Lyne supermarket. Got to up those numbers.

Me and the GF were the 3rd highest buyer of chickpeas in the Colne store, we have upped them numbers this year but the restrictions on purchases earlier in lockdown may have knocked us down the table.

I don't know about you. But finding out our ranking on the league table gave me a genuine moment of existential crisis. Do we buy too much? What does this say about us? Are we part the bourgeoisie? But another sip of delicious diet bitter lemon and it sooned passed.

What does 3rd highest purchasers of chickpeas in Colne say about you?

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#7490 Re: YYFY!!!
December 07, 2020, 03:51:36 pm
What does 3rd highest purchasers of chickpeas in Colne say about you?

I might swing by Sainsburys in Colne and pick up a can. See if I become 4th :)

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#7491 Re: YYFY!!!
December 07, 2020, 07:43:47 pm

I don't know about you. But finding out our ranking on the league table gave me a genuine moment of existential crisis. Do we buy too much? What does this say about us? Are we part the bourgeoisie? But another sip of delicious diet bitter lemon and it sooned passed.

Do they give you a total purchase value, or an annual literage of bitter lemon?

We need some raw data not just league tables, for example peewee’s chick pea habit is bronze place in Colne but I bet he wouldn’t make it into the top 500 at Hebden Bridge Co-Op 😄

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#7492 Re: YYFY!!!
December 07, 2020, 08:35:06 pm
Just told my other half about this and she said that her mate was once informed he was the number one buyer of coleslaw at the Tadcaster Sainsbury’s.

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#7493 Re: YYFY!!!
December 07, 2020, 09:50:57 pm
Do they give you a total purchase value, or an annual literage of bitter lemon?

Unfortunately not. Although the true scale (and cost) of the habit, might have tipped me over the edge.

I once calculated for my father in law how much he must have spent in Costa coffee to accrue his impressive loyalty card point tally (it was close to a grand in the year) and at first he was incredulous and then you could see it dawning on him slowly. It was quite painful to watch.

Just told my other half about this and she said that her mate was once informed he was the number one buyer of coleslaw at the Tadcaster Sainsbury’s.

Finally someone that is top of their table! Although that must be a lot of coleslaw, its hardly a niche product.

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#7494 Re: YYFY!!!
December 08, 2020, 07:43:32 am
I once calculated for my father in law how much he must have spent in Costa coffee to accrue his impressive loyalty card point tally (it was close to a grand in the year) and at first he was incredulous and then you could see it dawning on him slowly. It was quite painful to watch.
I'll never understand how people can go to Costa every day. If you're going to spend £1,000 per year, at least spend it somewhere that serves decent coffee!

Or buy a decent grinder, an espresso machine and good coffee. It's quicker, tastes much better, and you'll still come out ahead within a year.

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#7495 Re: YYFY!!!
December 08, 2020, 07:59:19 am
We need some raw data not just league tables, for example peewee’s chick pea habit is bronze place in Colne but I bet he wouldn’t make it into the top 500 at Hebden Bridge Co-Op 😄

Haha, was just about to make exactly the same joke, when I quickly checked the page before.

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#7496 Re: YYFY!!!
December 08, 2020, 08:11:05 am
I once calculated for my father in law how much he must have spent in Costa coffee to accrue his impressive loyalty card point tally (it was close to a grand in the year) and at first he was incredulous and then you could see it dawning on him slowly. It was quite painful to watch.
I'll never understand how people can go to Costa every day. If you're going to spend £1,000 per year, at least spend it somewhere that serves decent coffee!

Or buy a decent grinder, an espresso machine and good coffee. It's quicker, tastes much better, and you'll still come out ahead within a year.

Because it’s part of the ritual rather than the drug.. my parents were the same. Twice a week into town. Costa for a latte and a cake... bit of socialising before toddling off to M&S to see if any food had been reduced 😃

Proving the Apple never falls far from the tree - I started exhibiting similar behaviour when taking our lad to Tesco with me on a sat/Sunday morning. Partly to give MrsTT a lie in, partly because whilst he was strapped into a trolley I could relax and the third part of the ritual was him having a milk and doing some colouring in in the Costa afterwards - whilst I topped up my habit with a flat white.

I do seem to have formed a sweet and sour pickled cucumber habit this year - thankfully Tesco doesn’t reveal any league tables.

Edit: PS does anyone want any pickling jars? Seriously I’ve a box full in the cellar now...

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#7497 Re: YYFY!!!
December 08, 2020, 08:22:06 am

I once calculated for my father in law how much he must have spent in Costa coffee to accrue his impressive loyalty card point tally (it was close to a grand in the year) and at first he was incredulous and then you could see it dawning on him slowly. It was quite painful to watch.

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I once musing on the way to Malham once and said out loud 'I wonder what each route has cost me in terms of fuel driving there and back? You could probably calculate it.' My friend Tom rapidly said 'don't calculate that!' Some things are better not knowing.

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#7498 Re: YYFY!!!
December 08, 2020, 10:22:08 am
I once musing on the way to Malham once and said out loud 'I wonder what each route has cost me in terms of fuel driving there and back? You could probably calculate it.' My friend Tom rapidly said 'don't calculate that!' Some things are better not knowing.

I did exactly that once; worked out that doing Tourniquet at Kentmere cost over £100 in fuel. Worth every penny.

That said, this sort of thing reminds me of the story of the smoker and the non-smoker; the latter says to the former that with the money they'd spent on cigs in their lifetime they could have bought a Ferrari by now, to which the smoker replies "well where is your Ferrari then?".

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#7499 Re: YYFY!!!
December 08, 2020, 10:38:11 am
I once musing on the way to Malham once and said out loud 'I wonder what each route has cost me in terms of fuel driving there and back? You could probably calculate it.' My friend Tom rapidly said 'don't calculate that!' Some things are better not knowing.

Shark... how many times have you..........

 

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