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BenF
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Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 01:23:07 pm
Just been flicking through the new edition of Climber and I see that Panton has copyrighted the term
shortball
, Greg thought up
longball
the other month and we already had
highball
as a descriptive term in bouldering. So, what other balls can we think up?
Could the term
fur ball
be used to describe problems that have a rather healthy coating of lichen or moss?
Is a
fly ball
a problem with a high quota of biting insects nearby? (As well as a baseball term).
Would a
bouncingball
be a problem with plenty of loose rock falling from it?
Are
softballs
found on southern sandstone?
Discuss (or not as the case may be).
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superfurrymonkey
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#1 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 01:39:35 pm
Chalk ball a ball of chalk
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BenF
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#2 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 01:41:46 pm
Quote from: superfurrymonkey on August 09, 2007, 01:39:35 pm
Chalk ball a ball of chalk
Hmmm... I see your logic there.
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Monolith
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#3 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 01:54:29 pm
I'm keen for flyball to pertain towards a cool problem. Mind you, that could just as easily be dopeball or illball.
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BenF
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#4 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 01:59:48 pm
Are we talking indoor problems then Tom?
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dave
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#5 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 02:00:15 pm
dieball - a death highball.
doughball - expensive to get to.
noball - a non problem.
microball - a very short lowball.
showball - any plantation arete johnny footwork does.
discoball - a leg-trembling problem.
lieball - a si o'connor problem.
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SA Chris
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#6 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 02:05:54 pm
Quote from: dave on August 09, 2007, 02:00:15 pm
discoball - a leg-trembling problem.
shiny discoball - polished leg - trembling problem.
impossiball - godskin problem
shaggaball - high quality problem
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BenF
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#7 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 02:06:44 pm
Splendid work Dave.
Spinball - a dynamic problem involving a barndoor move.
Poolball - Above a puddle.
Snowball - Winter bouldering.
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GCW
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#8 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 02:24:08 pm
Irreversa Ball- A problem you can't back off from safely
Incredi Ball- An OK problem
Insensi Ball- A head first fall
Incontriverty Ball- Word
Terry Ball- An unpleasant problem
Horry Ball- Much the same
Gully Ball- A problem to sandbag your mates on
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#9 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 02:25:58 pm
Swissball - High profile, but banned foreign bouldering.
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SA Chris
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#10 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 02:38:36 pm
dumbball - thug problem
speed ball - loads of ninja hands moves
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Jaspersharpe
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#11 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 02:54:23 pm
I particularly like gully-ball.
Beach-ball - Er...problem on a beach
Cannon-ball - Explosively powerful
Cannonand-ball - A prolem so hard it's not funny
Rubber-ball - "You can fall but don't bounce"
Indeciphera-ball - Requiring lots of gay trickery
Monsters-ball - Film with Halle Berry shagging in it
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dave
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#12 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 03:30:47 pm
Quote from: Jaspersharpe on August 09, 2007, 02:54:23 pm
Beach-ball - Er...problem on a beach
...or at Secret Garden.
Canonball - a photogenic problem.
Havinaball - an enjoyable problem.
Dodgeball - Problem with an american car inconveniently parked underneath.
Cindersyoushallgototheball - Outstanding problem where a badly dressed relatively unknown climber (cohabiting with two visually disagreable female siblings) can rise to fame, send the problem above a bouldering mat made out of a pumpkin, spotted by mice, only to find at the stroke of midnight they're magically transported back to obscurity, back to mooching around knee-deep in bovine excrement doing downhill chipped eliminate traverses at almscliff dressed like a vagrant above a beaten-down old Megagrip mat. Johnny Dawes stars as the Fairy God Mutha, fucker.
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#13 Re: Load of balls
August 09, 2007, 03:53:52 pm
Spotted by mice. Genius.
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Monolith
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#14 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 09:25:53 am
Don't wannaplayball
- A project that just isn't happening.
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#15 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 09:39:00 am
zoe-ball - a nice looking problem marred by fatboy-slime content
debate-a-ball - i did it when no one was there
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#16 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 10:13:11 am
Ball- ox: Most problems of V1 and above in the Hebrides? Allegedly.
Unbeliever Ball- As above?
Mangled Mandy Ball- A fall that leaves you eating through a straw.
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#17 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 10:14:34 am
You can tell it's summer.....
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superfurrymonkey
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#18 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 12:26:03 pm
Discombobulataball - a very confusing problem that requires precise beta.
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Part Animal Part Machine
#19 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 03:06:00 pm
"ball-erino": a problem that requires moving like a...dancer!!!
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BenF
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#20 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 03:11:51 pm
Inscruta-ball - No idea where the problem goes.
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#21 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 03:22:04 pm
Dia
ball
ical - a #!@?$%€ hard problem
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#22 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 03:39:12 pm
Discoball- holds so big you could host a party on them.
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BenF
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#23 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 03:48:27 pm
Riceball - A problem that you throw a paddy on.
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#24 Re: Load of balls
August 10, 2007, 05:59:05 pm
Delectaball - A delightful little problem.
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