[The Sausage]

Large double room for rent in the london rd area. very close to the edge, not far from the works. 10 mins walk city centre. £300 all in (except phone bill). would suit professional or mature student. couples considered. No bond. available august.
Also SHORT TERM room available, august to november. same price.

[dobbin]

Do either room offer a Jerry Moffatt lookalike landlord?

[grimer]

funny, dobbin. i've just noticed your "lord of the gays". my little sentence, before some computer-based thing caused it to go back to whatever it is now, was "gaylord of the flies". hmmm. just a little coincidence. carry on.

[mole]

hey is this still available?

[The Sausage]

gone i'm afraid...

[mole]

thanks anyway