[Monolith]

I'd like to know how to do the opposite of what this thread seeks to rectify.

Also would like to know of a good method to stop eating whilst sat at an office desk. Why on earth do you get hungrier sitting on your arse than in a job where you're moving about!?

[Stubbs]

cos there heavy, I should know, I carry round 14 stone of em

If your muscles way 14 stone on their own, how much do you weigh in total?

[Jim]

I don't know, the scales just keep saying "one at a time please"

[dobbin]

Jim is so big, when he goes to the beach, the tide comes in...

[Falling Down]

cos there heavy, I should know, I carry round 14 stone of em

I'm not far off... 12 and a 3/4.. plus I'm shorter than thee.  BEEEF!

[ouch]

I'd like to know how to do the opposite of what this thread seeks to rectify.

Also would like to know of a good method to stop eating whilst sat at an office desk. Why on earth do you get hungrier sitting on your arse than in a job where you're moving about!?

If it's anything like my job its because your bored out of your brain