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#1350 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 20, 2008, 11:33:33 am
I was out on my bike early this morning when something flew into my mouth.  I crunched down on it before I had chance to spit it out, but I think it was a medium-sized fly or mosquito. Anyway. The taste it left in my mouth was actually quite nice, sort of sweet and sugary. Is this normal, or should I keep my perverse fly-crunching habits to myself in future?  :-[

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#1351 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 20, 2008, 11:55:25 am
Was this on the roads around Hathersage and Grindleford yesterday, and was it a bright pink bike?

Yeah, and I know who she is now too! Apparently she works at the Hallamshire and knows some friends of mine, its a small world so I better be careful who I ogle in future, or at least who I admit to ogling!

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#1352 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 20, 2008, 08:30:43 pm
Sundays Ride: how about 9.30 at the Whirlow Hall Crescent bus stop layby?

3 hour ride maybe involving a cafe and a cup of tea and then home in time for lunch?

I'll pm Percy and FK my mobile, Fatdoc should have it already. Actually, I'll send it to Fatdoc again anyway.

Maybe head down south so should be a tailwind home according to current forecast.

Tim

ah, that explains my PM to you Tim... sorry mate, cant go... arse.


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#1353 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 02:48:53 am
The taste it left in my mouth was actually quite nice, sort of sweet and sugary. Is this normal
No it's not, sicko ;)

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#1354 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 02:31:07 pm
According to the weather man its gales tomorrow ... great. Fog today....Its suppose to be summer.

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#1355 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 02:39:59 pm
I woke up keen to get to Wharncliffe and jump off things and the first day of summer is just minging  :wank:

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#1356 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 05:38:10 pm
What's all this about - I'm emigrating.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7467236.stm


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#1357 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 06:57:58 pm
bloody hell.

i get like 4 hrs a week max at the mo to get on a bike, of either variety.. each time it's playtime it's either blowing a gale or pissing it down.

Last night looked soo good for night riding... gutted.

i need some luck.

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#1358 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 07:57:21 pm
I'd have to agree, tomorrow mornings ride doesn't look very enticing....

I'll see what the weather is like in the morning.

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#1359 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 08:01:09 pm
I'm staying in bed tomorrow morning! In the immortal words of Fatdoc, "I don't fancy getting blown off in a hedge..."!  :-\

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#1360 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 21, 2008, 11:12:46 pm
Any of you leg-shavers partake in triathlons? Not a hobby of mine but was thinkng about giving it a whiz.

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#1361 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 08:52:12 am
I'm staying in bed tomorrow morning! In the immortal words of Fatdoc, "I don't fancy getting blown off in a hedge..."!  :-\

gosh... it's a bit gusty  :(

hmm.... think i'll try to spneek out to minus ten instead!

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#1362 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 09:15:18 am
Too windy for my liking unless we want to do fatdoc impressions of being blown into a hedge. Anybody going out in the evenings this week, maybe the weather may improve.

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#1363 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 09:17:32 am
Any of you leg-shavers partake in triathlons? Not a hobby of mine but was thinkng about giving it a whiz.

I've thought about it, but the thought of going to swim in some freezing cold lake or polluted river really has put me off.

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#1364 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 09:52:03 am
It has crossed my mind too, but the swimming and running bit puts me off ;)
More than owt else, I swim like a scrawny climber - ie: I don't seem particularly bouyant, so most of my swimming energy goes into staying afloat rather than moving forward through the water!

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#1365 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 10:51:32 am
Too windy for my liking unless we want to do fatdoc impressions of being blown into a hedge. Anybody going out in the evenings this week, maybe the weather may improve.

just pootled around the singletrack in Graves park for 45mins.... goddamn thats windy!!



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#1366 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 12:18:55 pm
I found a couple of contenders and just had a couple of hours round Strines; thought it might be a bit more sheltered over there in the lanes and there are still some short steep bits. Wasn't too bad actually, but I wouldn't really have wanted to do 3 or 4 hours of it.

Hagg Lane into a headwind on the way back was awkward.

Unfortunately I didn't get blown off in a hedge - I'll have to put in a special request when the wife gets home.

Bacon sandwich and Grand Prix now.

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#1367 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 02:43:32 pm
fucking windy out there boys. did 60 miles over the trough of bowland, nails. terrible head winds back down the a6 back into preston. getting over a cold which didnt help!

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#1368 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 22, 2008, 09:16:18 pm
I found a couple of contenders and just had a couple of hours round Strines; thought it might be a bit more sheltered over there in the lanes and there are still some short steep bits. Wasn't too bad actually, but I wouldn't really have wanted to do 3 or 4 hours of it.

Hagg Lane into a headwind on the way back was awkward.


I thought Tim would get out, being abit more hardcore than the rest of us. I went running almost ending up flat on my face up near Stanage pole. Hagg Lane is a pain in the arse at the best of times.. usually due to the the 4WD driving ladies that lunch driving their kids around or some lunatic in a white van. Sorry to stereotype but whenever I cut up Hagg Lane on the way home there's ALWAYS some kind of incident.

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#1369 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 23, 2008, 09:05:38 am
Any of you leg-shavers partake in triathlons? Not a hobby of mine but was thinkng about giving it a whiz.
in an other life i was yorkshire short course champion in the 30-35 age group.
as some you may gather this was some time ago.

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#1370 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 23, 2008, 09:53:11 am
Any of you leg-shavers partake in triathlons? Not a hobby of mine but was thinkng about giving it a whiz.

Like webbo, I competed in tri comps at a respectable level some years ago, gave it up after university, but now enjoying training and competing at a less impressive standard.

Triathlon is the sport of champions... or lunatics, depending on how you look at it.  ;)

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#1371 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 23, 2008, 10:10:34 am
triathlon its self can cause angst re how far do you shave or it did when the fashion was do the whole race in your speedos.the hairy shorts look conbined with said speedos was a sight only fit for late night fetish programmes.

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#1372 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 23, 2008, 10:12:07 am
Ha ha!  ;D

There's a certain advantage in being a meticulously epilated lady where these things are concerned!

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#1373 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 23, 2008, 10:21:32 am
my mum once bought me one of those epilaty things.fuck me those things must be illegal under the geneva convention.

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#1374 Re: Leg shavers anonymous
June 23, 2008, 04:19:02 pm
Triathlon is the sport of champions... or lunatics, depending on how you look at it.  ;)

I did my first triathlon this year. It's for lunatics IMHO :thumbsup:

And my first fell run last week. That's for lunatics too  :thumbsup:

Saw some roadies on their bikes yesterday. I'm not that mad  :wall:

 

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