whilst i abhor the idea of posting links to the daily mail, i got sent this a minute ago and it's pretty unbelievable...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1023813/Pictured-Shocking-moment-drunk-driver-ploughed-group-cyclists.html
I came down the hill past the Moon pub In Stoney the other night - seemed pretty steep, could be worth investigating as a climb. Has anybody done it?White Rose Classic on Sunday. Forecast looks good so hopefully beat last years time.
A mate of mine (who rides now and then) lives in Dungworth - there's a few spicy hills over there. In general not as long and draggy as most of the hills in the Peak, but a lot steeper (and more painful). The title of that book should maybe read 'Fatkids honeymoon location recomendations' - get a copy for your missus!
(Although a good mate once told me that shaving his testicles was just about the worst idea he ever had. The itchiness when the hair grew back was almost intolerable, and caused him more than a few near-misses whilst driving and frantically scratching his knackers!)
I remember Joe Le Sausage telling me once that getting into a bed with fresh, ironed sheets with freshly shaved legs was a beautiful thing, and it seems, was his main reason for doing it. He didn't mention whether he was alone in the aforementioned bed, or indeed whether he had a bike or not.