because he is entertaining:
"Needless to say climbing here is...beyond serious. Payback will be in my own fashion for a few, riding down the volcanic wild plume & wrought in full. I've survived it before & I will again, between a chasm of one E8,7b, an E7 & four E6's - all stilled & unfailing, within forged anvils of time, they remain redhot - & coldly unrepeated while galleons of huddled climbers tell tales of bravery on 5mtr E10s, in wine bars & how they once got dirt on their down jacket at Stanage...each to their own I guess."
*SNORT* Exactly. A masterpiece. Still, it was more entertaining when his credibility was merely in question...