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#200 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 13, 2007, 01:57:56 pm
Is that a euphemism?

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#201 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 13, 2007, 02:02:40 pm
was it "giving the dog a bath"?

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#202 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 13, 2007, 02:47:17 pm
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i made dave graham cough out his sexual exploits
saltbeef, you bully

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#203 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 13, 2007, 05:33:27 pm
God knows why Davey G lad was in Liiiipooooooool liiiiiiiiiiiike. Shudda gis a ring n shit. Wudda fuckin takin im down da dispensary likkkkkkkkkke. Shut the teeeeeeerwaaaaaat right zowwwwwwn.

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#204 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 08:15:25 am
At last monolith has started posting in the manner that he speaks.

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#205 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 08:23:20 am
What, like Jamie Carragher?

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#206 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 09:22:18 am
You fuckkkkin prixxxxxxxxx. Found dat Davey G lad down the rallah trynah nick me projects. Fuckin terwaaaated im the soft art luvin sheite.

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#207 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 10:12:58 am
I had a swimming lesson from David Wilkie in abvout 1982 and recently met Matthew Corbett on a  plane on the way to Switzerland. I once saw a very cained Ronnie Wood checking in to 1st class at Heathrow. Does Sean Bean count?

Siobhans wad ticks are somewhat more impressive: Being directed by Woody Allen directing a movie scene involving a boat row with and then fighting Hugh Jackman (v.nice guy apparently) whilst doubling Scarlet Johansen (whom she met beforehand). The list goes on.......

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#208 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 10:33:04 am
theres probably a great innuendo-based gag there about "doubling Scarlet Johansen". bring a friend etc.

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#209 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 12:20:19 pm
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God knows why Davey G lad was in Liiiipooooooool liiiiiiiiiiiike
on his way to pex, i'd say

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#210 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 02:03:20 pm
on his way to pex, i'd say

That was my worry.  Thank goodness I got my long term Pex eliminate project done at the weekend.  I'm sure Graham would have been after it...

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#211 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 02:31:54 pm
maybe he'd read andy f's recommendation on that other thread.

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#212 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 02:58:04 pm
Does seem a pretty weird sighting. Andy's more likely to have acted as an intercontinental psyche magnet attracting Dave against his wish ;)  Get within 200 miles of Andy and you're psyched for anything I swear.

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#213 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 03:05:27 pm
Get within 200 miles of Andy and you're psyched for anything I swear.

Not quite "anything" in my case.  Maybe you're more open-minded than me.

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#214 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 03:16:08 pm
its prob about 70 miles from shef to liverpool and i've never been psyched to go back to pex

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#215 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 03:17:41 pm
Merseyside needs a crag lawyer a la Panton/Orme combo.

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#216 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 03:21:59 pm

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#217 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 03:35:38 pm
A wonderful appropriation of the quoting system, well done young man ;)

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#218 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 03:42:39 pm
band wagon jumping...

Merseyside needs a crag lawyer

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#219 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
December 14, 2007, 05:47:45 pm

Jane Fonda cuddled me.

(albeit when I was only a few months old - but then that puts her at her at ~35 around the time of Barbarella).

OK - cuddle might be an exageration - I think she probably went "ahhh cuchi cuchi coo" and stroked my cheek, still gave me a hard on I bet.

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#220 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
January 23, 2009, 09:58:13 pm
Doing 60+ round the wrong side of a bend in Provence with a Johnny, Sean, Ben M. the day of Maginot Line and Chris P.Power wriggles all over the road confirmed we'd nearly escaped death (there was a lorry, you see...). Unfortunately the Brat survived.

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#221 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
January 25, 2009, 07:57:53 pm
I met 80s mega-alpinist Thierry 'Turbo' Renault at a party in Buxton and he said he remembered seeing me in Chamonix the previous season - obviously a complete fib

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#222 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
January 26, 2009, 12:57:57 am
I sat in the pub on Thursday with Andy Popp, Grimer, Pete Chadwick, Ben F, Mark Hounslea, Al Williams, Nige and Ewan McCallum (sp?).
 
;)

Good craic all round I think.

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#223 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
January 26, 2009, 07:54:24 am
I've met Will Hunt at Pex a fair few times.

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#224 Re: Proper Wad Ticks
January 26, 2009, 10:02:45 am
I sat in the pub on Thursday with Andy Popp, Grimer, Pete Chadwick, Ben F, Mark Hounslea, Al Williams, Nige and Ewan McCallum (sp?).
 
;)

Good craic all round I think.


Scraping the barrel there  :P

 

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