[Rob]

Just introducing myself ...

I'm Rob from the East Riding of Yorkshire, near 'ull.

Recently recovered from a knackered elbow and with a brand spanking new mat in the boot of the car. 

Crap climber but looking to get better.

Rob

[Bonjoy]

Welcome. And have a plum, everyone seems to be taking them!

[unclesomebody]

have these plums too;

[Fiend]

All aboard!

And if any feisty Scottish lasses want to de-lurk....you know it...

[Monolith]

have these plums too;

Are they prosthetic testes Uncle?

[unclesomebody]

let it be known I did not post that pic. The original picture was of a black man pointing as his exposed balls. It was exceptionally humourous. However, the powers that be have deemed that something every man has is tasteless and indecent so it has been replaced by whatever these purple things are...

[Bonjoy]

Sorry Uncle, hilarious as your original plums were I don't think they'd have gone down brilliantly had the boss been looking over my shoulder

[grimer]

I suppose he wouldn't like to know that you spend the entire working day posting on a website that contains images of a black mans testicles. He'll be resting easy in the head office now, i bet.