" what do Submarines and the French Navy have in common? Both are full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea!"
They were only year 8 - however old that is!
Quote from: tomtom on July 02, 2010, 04:45:41 pmThey were only year 8 - however old that is!So they are old enough to know all about paedophilic rape and murder, but not about submarines? Is this a Scunthorpe joke?
Surely that's meant to refer to submarines? Be a pretty shit fleet if all vessels were at the bottom of the sea.
What do you call a hot gir with two cuntsN-Dubz
A lot like the older version from mid-90sQ: What do you call a dog with 5 dicks?A: Mariah Carey & Westlife.
I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."I said, "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."
Quote from: Golt on July 29, 2010, 11:54:21 amI met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."I said, "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other." Thats what you should have done