Vice : How old are you?Helen 19. Wait, no, 18. 19 next month.Vice : But would it be possible to maybe come to a compromise with a noble race like the Chinese? Perhaps keep them on as a sort of servant class?Helen Yeah. I wouldn’t mind them if they actually worked and didn’t take all of our jobs, basically. I wouldn’t mind them if they contributed something to this country.
Are you just copying the comments at the bottom of the page, Slackers?
Deaf kid goes to the local disco... after busting his moves he approches the DJ and asks... "can you play disco bunny?", the DJ looks puzzled and replies that he has never heard of the song... "DISCO BUNNY, its really famouths", the DJ looks through his collection and shakes his head... "Disco Bunny,,, Cliff Richard", The DJ loses his rag and says, "how does it fucking go then, coz I never fucking heard it?" the boy starts to cry, and wimpers the song "Disco Bunny, How we don talk anymore!!!"
Hedgehogs, why can't they just share?
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"