ok, in the hope of revitalising this thread, one of Matt Saunders':' A little guy walks past a biker's bar, full of bikes in the parking area, blaring rock music etc etcHe walks in, points dead centre of the bar and shouts:'OI! ALL YOU ON THE LEFT-HAND SIDE OF THE BAR, YOU'RE BASTARDS!AND ALL YOU ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF THE BAR, YOU'RE WANKERS!!At this a very large , scary, hairy-arsed biker gets up and proclaims..'I'm no WANKER!!!'So he replies..........'RIGHT!OVER THE LEFT-HAND SIDE OF THE BAR THEN!' '
Matt is still knockin' around Sheff; though since getting older, breaking his back, getting married and spending slightly less time with Joe Healey, he has mellowed somewhat.
I thought I'd caught swine flu this morning, I wope up covered in rashers.I phoned the NHS helpline but all I could hear was crackling.
Fabien Mazuer?
I lost 5 kilos last week.
The makers of CSI have cancelled plans to do a Birkenhead special because nobody's got any teeth and they all have the same DNA.
Just heard Tim Vine on '4 Stands Up' on the way home - really funny puntastic routine.