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#1150 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:08:18 am
What, the place on the Isle of White?

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#1151 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:14:18 am
What, the place on the Isle of White?

You're just taking us for a Ryde.

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#1152 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:21:12 am
What, the place on the Isle of White?

You're just taking us for a Ryde.

With Shanklin Stevens?

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#1153 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:22:45 am
This thread is making me want to stick needles in my eyes.

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#1154 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:23:47 am
This thread is making me want to stick needles in my eyes.

That chines with my view too..

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#1155 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:24:43 am
Bring back idol eyes...  :slap:

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#1156 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:27:04 am
So lent, what are you giving up?

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#1157 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:27:47 am
Freshwater.

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#1158 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:46:29 am
The Solent is brine.

Tidy

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#1159 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:49:21 am
The Solent is brine.

Tidy

I thought you were Irish not Welsh?

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#1160 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 11:57:13 am
We've reached the Lymington of good taste now, guys...

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#1161 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 12:02:15 pm
Most Alum-inating..

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#1162 Re: only joking
March 05, 2015, 01:42:39 pm
Shut yarmouth Matt.

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#1163 Re: only joking
April 30, 2015, 01:22:04 pm
My fetish is doing a poo whilst you bend over in front of me and tie your shoelaces.

I shit you knot.

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#1164 Re: only joking
June 01, 2015, 02:58:27 pm
I was in hospital last week. I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. She said “suture self”

In Iran, everyone’s scared of spiders. But in Iraq no phobia.

Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in his vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine

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#1165 Re: only joking
June 01, 2015, 04:24:00 pm
My fetish is doing a poo whilst you bend over in front of me and tie your shoelaces.

I shit you knot.

An alternative version:

I've got a new party trick in which I can swollen two pieces of string and when they come out the other side they are neatly tied together.

Honestly, I shit you knot.


On a completely unrelated note.

I saw a Farmer driving his tractor down the middle of the street, yelling and screaming about the world coming to an end.

it must have been Farmer Geddon.

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#1166 Re: only joking
June 01, 2015, 07:49:39 pm
These last few have been so bad I may use them!

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#1167 Re: only joking
July 15, 2015, 01:12:01 pm
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

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#1168 Re: only joking
July 17, 2015, 11:55:38 am
I was cooking dinner last night and I managed to get loads of herbs in my eyes.

Didn't blind me, but I'm now parsley sighted.

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#1169 Re: only joking
August 11, 2015, 01:56:42 pm
Our Cilla' has died and gone to Heaven, so she's 'God's Cilla' now.

Expect her to be attacking Tokyo in the upcoming weeks.

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#1170 Re: only joking
August 11, 2015, 02:29:48 pm
https://www.facebook.com/BigRobsJokePage/photos/a.817279951668435.1073741825.352714341458334/993439674052461/?type=1&theater

Not sure if the FB link will work, but this is nearly as bad as that last Cilla joke.

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#1171 Re: only joking
August 12, 2015, 01:41:20 pm
A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, he asks the barman for two pints, after the obvious questions he agrees, over the course of the evening they both consume far too much, as closing time drawers near the man rises unsteadily, the giraffe is on the floor, much the worse for wear, the man slurs, 'reet, ahm offf now', the barman says, 'hang on, you can't leave that lyin' there!', the man says, ' that's not a lion, it's a giraffe...'


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#1173 Re: only joking
January 06, 2016, 01:28:28 pm

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#1174 Re: only joking
May 05, 2016, 10:01:00 am
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