Two mat family (Read 7206 times)

RichardB · May 30, 2003, 02:15:09 pm

My work collegues have just bought me a bouldering mat as a leaving presy, along with two cams. Now all I need is to be able to get far enough of the ground for two mats to of use!

Went to Pex Hill last evening. Good fingery bouldering plus free sex show :D

Adam Lincoln · May 30, 2003, 02:16:21 pm

Quote from: "RichardB"

My work collegues have just bought me a bouldering mat as a leaving presy, along with two cams. Now all I need is to be able to get far enough of the ground for two mats to of use!

Went to Pex Hill last evening. Good fingery bouldering plus free sex show :D

Really?

Hardcore/Softcore?

RichardB · May 30, 2003, 02:24:12 pm

Girl on top full monty! On a boulder in the middle of the quarry! Only visible from the far side (I thinK) :wink:

Adam Lincoln · May 30, 2003, 02:25:12 pm

Quote from: "RichardB"

Girl on top full monty! On a boulder in the middle of the quarry! Only visible from the far side (I thinK) :wink:

Tits out and all?

Did you not have a camera! ;-)

RichardB · May 30, 2003, 02:27:42 pm

Kept her top on :cry: . The camera and video were in my bag! B*ll*cks!!!

dave · May 30, 2003, 02:28:32 pm

Oi, lincoln, your avatar don't work.

Adam Lincoln · May 30, 2003, 02:29:08 pm

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Oi, lincoln, your avatar don't work.

Prob too big, ill find another

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 02:30:29 pm

Just msged you about it Adam, i think it's coz it's a ukclimbing.com image...

dave · May 30, 2003, 02:31:08 pm

also you've linked to a html page not to a jpg.

Adam Lincoln · May 30, 2003, 02:33:12 pm

Quote from: "dave"

also you've linked to a html page not to a jpg.

Okay, sorted, cheers guys...

Can you tell what it is yet?! ;-)

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 02:34:14 pm

Looks like a Red Chilli to me!

fatboySlimfast · May 30, 2003, 02:40:34 pm

now this is a thread, bouldering and a free sex show!!!!

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 02:45:46 pm

Quote from: "RichardB"

Kept her top on :cry: . The camera and video were in my bag! B*ll*cks!!!

ha ha!! you dirty bastard :D

Bet you had yer lad out :wink:

RichardB · May 30, 2003, 02:49:18 pm

She could have been famous throughout boulderingland!

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 02:52:12 pm

Remember the Fruity Grandparents at Pen Trwyn Fatboy? That was well funny.

The worrying thing is they might have known you were watching them RichardB.....and they were filming YOU.

fatboySlimfast · May 30, 2003, 02:57:20 pm

eh? seems to of slipped my memory bubba? fruity grandparents?

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 03:00:05 pm

Years ago when we were all up there we drove up the Marine Drive past this car with steamy windows.....and inside were a couple at it....but they were about 70 :D

Well funny!

fatboySlimfast · May 30, 2003, 03:05:06 pm

oh yeah, was that on our first visit there when we went up the wrong way round the orme!!!!Ah yes
knew a guy from wales who whilst hitching to the south of france was invited to shag the wife of the bloke he got a lift with.......which he did oeeerrrrrrrr whilst the man watched OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOERRRR

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 03:08:08 pm

I liked Sean Hutson's (think it were him) old story about when he got a lift with a bloke who he suspected was after him, but offered him food and shelter and as he'd been scumming it at Buoux for months, the offer was just too good....
....so he get's back to the blokes place, goes for a shower but craftily barricades the inside of the door with everything he could find.

So there he is happily showering away.....but.....the bathroom door opened outwards :shock: and in comes blokey all eager beaver

Can't remember how he escaped but that was well funny....

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 03:12:18 pm

In fact, I think he escaped by decking blokey and fleeing - oh the joys of hitching - Dave Thomas had the worst stories to tell though I seem to remember :wink:

Mike_H · May 30, 2003, 03:21:57 pm

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the bathroom door opened outwards

Quality story, did he not click the door opened outwards when he walked in to the bathroom!!?!? :?

Hitching stories are always the best.

Bubba · May 30, 2003, 03:27:45 pm

I guess not, poor geezer!!

One of DT's was really gnarly - this van stops for him and picks him up - full of big burly blokes who start saying stuff like "we're going to kill you...", etc, etc which goes on for ages, 'til the poor lad is crapping his pants - eventually they drive out to this field in the middle of nowhere, drag him out.....and drive off - wankers :twisted:

Mike_H · May 30, 2003, 03:32:35 pm

Yeah my bro had a similar one.

Van pulls up they open the door for him, and it turns out he's in a sealed up container so he's sat in the of the van back in total darkness and can't speak to the people. Thankfully they drop him off exactly where he asked. He is a big guy and can handle himself and even he admitted he was bricking it.

dave · May 30, 2003, 03:39:53 pm

A lad i knew at uni got a lift in a van only to find out it was driven by two 15 years olds who had half-inched it. Him and the bird he was with jumped out at a set of lights after they threated to kill them, which was nice.

Mike_H · May 30, 2003, 03:51:05 pm

Great

There was a guy that I had the misfortune of hitching with once and I think a few other people did as well, he was a travelling sales man who would get his cock out and ask you if you wanted to touch it.

At that point I told him to drop me off at the next junction before I smashed his face in.

I felt dirty after that (urgh), funnily enough a few months later he pulled over to give me a lift again and I soon as he recognised me he drove off straight away. Wonder why? :wink: