[Monolith]

Ok this perturbed me a little. We're marking an opposing quiz team quiz sheet, it's the picture round. The man in question is Will Ferrell, so we write Will Ferrell. The team we're marking put Will Farrall. Bearing in mind, it's "just a quiz", would you give them a correct mark for this answer. All of my team's members said "it's close enough", and I felt a twat when it suddenly emerged I was the only one who said that they should be denied of a point on the grounds that it is two totally different names. Sure enough, they were denied of a point. Am I a cunt for this or am right to have asserted myself........ in a lowly fucking pub quiz?
And am I a cunt for caring about this? And what is a cunt anyway? And how can I stop being one?

[Houdini]

It's plain as day you're not a cunt.  It's fairly obvious Will Cuntrell is a cunt though - he ruins all the films he's in...

[SA Chris]

And how can I stop being one?

"Sit down, kick back, drink some beers and shmoke some weed"

[soapy]

there is no cure for being a cunt, mono


just wholesomely embrace your cuntishness



ferrell/farrall, ffs

[Red]

now you can travel in 19 different countries proclaiming to all your cuntish status. say it loud say it proud!

Albanian: pidh, piçkë
Czech: píca, kunda
French: con; putain, salope; salaud, saligaud
Dutch: kut; trut, muts; lul, eikel
Finnish: vittu
German: Fotze
Italian: figa, fica; stronza; stronzo, bastardo
Latin: cunnus
Malaysian: puki
Norwegian: fitte
Polish: pizda, cipa, cipsko
Portuguese: conas
Romanian: pizda
Russian: pizdá
Scottish Gaelic: pit
Slovak: pica
Spanish: chocha, chucha, coño, concha, cuca, puta, cabrón, hijueputa, malparido,
Swedish: fitta
Turkish: am

[Houdini]

Don't forget the Welsh:

CONT!

[Monolith]

I wouldn't mind but some of those teams in there are the most annoying twats and you have to fight for every point. We once won a tough quiz at the Ring O' Bells, and the usual suspects were out in force. We beat them by a point which was a historic victory for us, and they were sour enough to scrap around appealing for points when their answers were just plain wrong.

Cuntishness it is.

[Pemb]

To be extra cuntish we correct all the spelling mistakes on the answer sheet. That really pisses some teams off.

P.S. Ferrell is a comedy genius.