[Idol eyes]

Stamps, lets talk stamps...

[Houdini]

I'm partial to Terrence:



He'd roast your punk ass.

[Idol eyes]

ooh my god, whats he holding behind his back, is it a present, is it for me...
is he really going to roast my behind,
will i have to pay...
as usual I'm completely Innocent.
we play your game yeah, then after we can talk stamps...

[Houdini]

[Idol eyes]

Wow, can i lick it,
yes you can.
can i lick it, yes you can...
Can you imagine the christmas series, Homo Santa...
You do have the whole collection, dont you?

[Houdini]

[andy_e]

Google happy houdini strikes again!

[ferret]

have awarded idol -1 karma points for;

a) dragging this post off topic by prattling seemingly drug induced gibberish 

b) racially insulting someone for his lack of interest in a quasi mythical grade talked only about by people at the forefront of trad in the early 90s and pat king 

( both of which make yor requests to "talk about climbing" seem insinsere )

also awarded +1 karma points for;

the ethical standpoint  only so many hard lines left, style and ethics are important

[Idol eyes]

Ohh lord, Ok, Ok!
I wanted to talk climbing, If i log on to a stamp collectors forum, maybee i can corrupt them into talking 7B... yeah thats it, pennylickers.co.uk
Listen guys its been great, but theres a whole network of freaks to chat to, and i am on a quest for the meaning of climbing, when i have it, I will share it with you all, Like, like love in a lap top modem, or like a, like a, urr, like a golden shower of 1-0's all over your pretty little monitors, yeah, ohh yeah.
so, is been emotional,
                             LATER lOVERS

[Mike Tyson]

[Sam]

Edwards said since the drilling he has toproped the climb in bare feet (it should be pointed out that he strongly denies drilling/chipping of this route). Andy Pollit first pointed the chipping out way back. I abbed the line out of curiosity a few years back and the chipped/drilled holds despite being sika'd are still very much in evidence and must be usable if you are climbing at a standard where this route would be viable (not me!). Shame because it's a line in the Indian Face category of awesome lines but overhanging and no gear. I'm back down next week and I'll happily hold your ropes on what would be a major achievement if climbed without the chipped holds and only natural pro. Sadly I think doing without the former impossible unless you're the love child of Gaskins and Dawes. Are you?

[Houdini]

Where he go?


Where he go?


Pat....?

[Bonjoy]

Hahahahaha, it is Pat King after all! My first instinct was correct. You can tell by the way all the posts start with 'er'.

 Oh Padddi, carabiner, caribiner, caribiner....

[Pantontino]

It was obvious really. Where did he go anyway, I was quite amused by his ramblings.

Come back Pat, we need your randomness to brighten up our lunch breaks.

[Johnny Brown]

I think it was all the bad karma dished out by those who don't appreciate the man, the legend, that is The King.

[Houdini]

I love the King, I like him burgered and bejewelled:



Troubled but sensitive.

[Bubba]

I think it was all the bad karma dished out by those who don't appreciate the man, the legend, that is The King.

Oh come on - I can't see Pat being upset by a lil' bit of K-

I only puntered him because it was so off-topic - I've got nothing against his crazy ramblings in the right place. That said, this topic is now so far off it smells.

[Houdini]

I'm not so sure...  For the King (Rhinestone era) to mount/dismount the lav must have been at least english 7b. 




Priscilla...

PRISCILLA!!

(from downstairs) For fucks sake Elvis whatdja want?!

Help us out darlin', Ah've 'mudded-out' but ahm stuck on the bog & ahm outta shit roll! 

Oh Elvis!  It's only Nashville 7b!  Do the Dirty Waddle!

[a dense loner]

I certainly couldn't climb 7b.  Not in one million years.  And do you know why, I spend more time masturbating in front of the mirror than I do in the school room on my sly little jaunts.  Next year I hope to break into british 7a, a step up from percy 97.

[Bonjoy]

 Who's computer did you leave yourself logged in on dense? 

[jfw]

Who's computer did you leave yourself logged in on dense? 

my money is on jim/ben on tetler's 'puter

haha - at that time dense was surrounded by three drunken ladies

unfortunately for him about 5 minutes later he was passed out  alone on our sofa

  <- this one is dense

(don't think its dribble - cos they went to plug)

[a dense loner]

bastards... genius, and i'll tell you for why

[Jim]

you trying to tell us dense is all show and no go