Sad, Lost, Lonely and Confused.
My Father was an antiques dealer, I remember lots of arbitrary knowledge, such as Ivory dragons from the orient:
Three claws for a poor man
Three claws and a talon for a wise man
Two claws and a talon for an Emperor (clasping a pearl)
this was some sort of guide for a buyer, we had loads of that sort of stuff, And stamps, you wanna talk stamps?