Anyone up for a spot of chuffing? (Read 9282 times)

Paul B · July 12, 2006, 04:57:07 pm

Anyone up for a spot of chuffing tomorrow or over the next few weeks? having left the summer free i don't seem to be doing enough. I'm peak based with transport (albeit a slow method of transport).
Send me a pm or something.
Cheers

Sloper · July 12, 2006, 05:54:05 pm

I'm about but my availability will be determined by the wife and my mates pre wedding rehersals

Fiend · July 12, 2006, 06:01:05 pm

Sloper are you really ready for working big projects down the Tor and the Dale? It's not like loafing around on your mat and occasionally bimbling up some micro-route in between thinking of suitable ripostes to Horse, you know

Sloper · July 13, 2006, 10:16:40 am

Really?

By the way I led a route the other day, placing gear and everything.

PS Obviously I'm not going to be climbing on limestone.

andy_e · July 13, 2006, 10:27:24 am

Might be around on friday if you're free, keen to get on some 7as...

Doylo · July 13, 2006, 11:51:32 am

Get yourself to Wales Paul, i'm gonna dust off the rack this week!

Houdini · July 13, 2006, 12:33:38 pm

Quote from: Doylo on July 13, 2006, 11:51:32 am

i'm gonna dust off the rack

I thought you'd turned fully to the darkside?! You are in conflict with yourself! Traitor!

Your rack comment reminded me of this place here

A friend lives not directly above Club de Sade but close enough to know when it's Wednesday or not. Apparently Wednesday is Rack Day. The clicks of the rack made as it is being turned by no-doubt a high-set ponytailed red rubber basque-wearing young, firm Domina of the utmost severity. They don't hear any screams though, presumably as the customers are too grateful to scream (?).

Chuff? Who wouldn't locked in a small cage?

Friend of mine told me a tale about a mate of his who did/does black money work outside of his normal job (general handyman stuff). One time he gets this call from an occasional customer of his stating that a customer of hers (she is a domina/strict lady with tools) has become trapped in her cage. Everything is OK as the customer appears to be untroubled by his predicament but it would be absolut wunderbar if he could nip round ASAP and extricate the gent.

Dude gets his tools and trots off to whichever poorly lit Pain Bar it was on the Reeperbahn. On entering the premises the domina is flustered as she has other appointments to keep. Having a quick unseen peep at the gent in the cage reveals the full horror of the situation to the handyman: the man in the cage is none other than his boss back in the tax paying world! Cripes! What to do?

Wanting to help and wanting the Mark but unwilling to see himself rescue his boss from a cage in a dingy corner of a darkened room prompts the domina to hand him a full-face fetish mask of some description for him to conceal his identity with.

Which he wears and completes the work swiftly in absolute silence, receiving a healthy bonus for his troubles of 1000 DM (say 333 sheets 10 years ago).

Good earner that.

Doylo · July 13, 2006, 07:29:05 pm

Quote from: Houdini on July 13, 2006, 12:33:38 pm

I thought you'd turned fully to the darkside?! You are in conflict with yourself! Traitor!

Forced into it by injury Houdini.

Houdini · July 13, 2006, 10:45:38 pm

Quote from: Doylo on July 13, 2006, 07:29:05 pm

Forced into it by injury

Hmmmm... And I'd wager One Guinea I know who made you, too!

Crazy huh? One minute you're looking through the internet, hungry for human contact; perhaps make a new friend and go out climbing together... Next, you're looking at Doylo's ex! Shiver-me-timbers nasty!

unclesomebody · July 14, 2006, 10:28:47 am

those welsh birds are HOT!

Houdini · July 14, 2006, 10:33:47 am

This one is German, not Welsh (& also male)...

Of course when you fill your lungs and brain with Ovine ammonia-based waste products in the Cave of Blindness, you'll have a crack at anything.

unclesomebody · July 14, 2006, 11:03:43 am

are you sure? cause I'm pretty sure I saw that hottie on a night out in Rhyll. If I remember correctly all the boys were trying it on...

Houdini · July 14, 2006, 11:14:19 am

Crazy isn't it? What a hard days bouldering followed by strong northern ale can do to a man's faculties...

Reminds me of the time I was celebrating some loons' birthday at that atrocious excuse for a club, BED in Sheff'.

This guy was dancing in a blonde wig, I nabbed it from him and donned said wig. Then I started dancing with Katz, who was so cut he could barely dance. As soon as he saw the blonde hair (and that's all he saw, the slut didn't even check out me tits 'n' ass) he started to dance with a bit more gusto, provocatively even, before he eventually twigged it was me (a gent) in a wig!

I swear he gave me the eye, I'm tellin' ya! (He will deny all of this, for sure.)

Doylo · July 15, 2006, 07:44:56 pm

Quote from: unclesomebody on July 14, 2006, 11:03:43 am

are you sure? cause I'm pretty sure I saw that hottie on a night out in Rhyll. If I remember correctly all the boys were trying it on...

And who went home with her

unclesomebody · July 16, 2006, 09:22:46 am

I wish I could have taken that beauty home, but my allegiance was to driving home the wasted... and, I can say with some certainly that you were the one who bedded a man... I know you haven't forgotten... your "birthday present" I guess... waking up next to the horniest man I've ever met!

andy_e · July 18, 2006, 03:53:44 pm

Anybody up for belaying me on Rubicon on saturday?

(shoulder dependant of course)

Paul B · July 18, 2006, 04:09:03 pm

Rubicon at the weekend when its this hot? are you insane... Think massive jugs you cant hold onto because of the blistering temperatures and masses of dog walkers to enjoy your misery. Dont even bother.

andy_e · July 18, 2006, 04:41:24 pm

It was decent enough on sunday...

dobbin · July 19, 2006, 10:46:41 am

It actually wasnt too bad once the sun had gone off the rocks themselves, although anything harder than rubbercon would be impossible

andy_e · July 19, 2006, 10:53:00 am

Yeah, I was thinking of leaving it until early evening before doing it.

Was Rubicon Footless led or top-roped?

dobbin · July 19, 2006, 11:10:53 am

Led. Its harder to unclip than it is to clip.

andy_e · July 19, 2006, 11:28:27 am

So he hung off one arm? Fuck me, that's stamina...

webbo · July 19, 2006, 12:08:27 pm

Quote from: andi_e on July 19, 2006, 11:28:27 am

So he hung off one arm? Stamina...

did you work that out all by yourself.

andy_e · July 19, 2006, 12:20:20 pm

This hot weather making you grouchy?

webbo · July 19, 2006, 12:25:26 pm

no more than normal.i was just somewhat mistified how you could not workout how someone would clip climbing footless $:-\$ .with their feet maybe.

andy_e · July 19, 2006, 12:39:01 pm

It was a rhetorical question, used as a statement of amazement.

dobbin · July 19, 2006, 01:04:43 pm

I heard he wedged his head in the crack, hung from this head jam and did it all on filed down RPs. Which he placed on the footless lead before somersaulting from the ledge at the top in celebration of this most impressive of feats. All this was performed using only a hawser laid rope.

Jim · July 19, 2006, 02:48:59 pm

thats amazing. was this guy from the lakes originaly?

andy_e · July 21, 2006, 03:23:05 pm

Seriously though, I need to get to rubicon. Anyone going?