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#25 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 04, 2006, 03:29:52 pm
Dylan, evened out my -ve Karma with a +ve one, only gave you the negative because of the harshness of your initial response.

Would be good to find out what the hell was up over there.

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#26 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 04, 2006, 03:47:15 pm
tarzan area is just beside the guides center/bar/hotel

if you say everythings fucked it must have been done again after my visit.
i was planning another trip, i may as well gather more info...

Didn't climb on that bit, but I know where you mean.

I thought the stuff in the pics was the most developed and from what I gather the worst effected

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#27 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 04, 2006, 04:05:58 pm
Didn't climb on that bit, but I know where you mean.

You lost out there buddy.  The rock is mega here.  Tarzan, I lived under it for a while...

(This is not about fat, but, Nibile:  what can you tell me about a hideous roof problem that is normally hidden in the long grasses close to the Tarzan zone.  The roof is steep.  The holds - I find them aggreable - but others said they were grotesque.  This problem... she is so fine.  Info?  Name?  Numbers?  Who line is it anyway?)

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#28 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 04, 2006, 04:17:52 pm
i cant remember the roof youre meaning...last time didnt climb there, but next time ill try and find it out!!!

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#29 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 07:58:32 am
are you guys on drugs? val di mallo is prob 35 degrees now, the animal fat is simply used to keep the holds cool till the eveining. having read this from the start it does appear that you did hack into nibile rather savagely for no apparent reason dylan, i am not just saying this cos you used my money to tip at the curry house :spank:

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nibile smells of ferrets

how does this affect your karma's? :boohoo:

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#30 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 08:28:30 am
Ah yes, the joys of bouldering in an Italian summer with not an atom of wind to cool you down...  Being woken up every bloody night by the pain in your hands as they struggle hopelessly to regenerate skin...  Happy days...

I'd say ferret shit is perhaps the foulest thing I've ever smelled.  After Ugs' feet, that is.

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#31 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 12:29:46 pm
are you guys on drugs? val di mallo is prob 35 degrees now, the animal fat is simply used to keep the holds cool till the eveining. having read this from the start it does appear that you did hack into nibile rather savagely for no apparent reason dylan, i am not just saying this cos you used my money to tip at the curry house :spank:

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how does this affect your karma's? :boohoo:

You tight Northen bastard  ;)  I shall refund your £1 next time we meet

I like the idea of being savage

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#32 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 12:39:13 pm
this is where southerners fail to add up and northerners get called tight. like being lambasted by cowboyhat saying i'll give you the money if it means that much to you, and obviously never doing so. my god man it's like saying i have video evidence of doing hard things and never letting anyone see it :beer1:

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#33 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 12:55:53 pm
I'm from Bolton BTW

Just because me and Cowboyhat earn £1000000000000000000000000000 a day doesn't mean we don't care about your coinage

Maybe help your plight by starting here http://www.fundraising.co.uk/forum/thread.php?id=2238

I will also donate free beta to the weak for a week

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#34 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 01:22:07 pm


I will also donate free beta to the weak for a week

Surely being strong would be a prerequisite for that?  ;)

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#35 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 02:31:05 pm


I will also donate free beta to the weak for a week

Surely being strong would be a prerequisite for that?  ;)

Quite the opposite - a strong man wouldn't know the weak man's beta necessarily, but a weak man definately would.

Anyone know the strong man's beta on Caseg Groove?  :shrug:

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#36 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 02:39:12 pm
Do you mean the SDS?

I thought this problem was more of a must keep my foot on that shite smear kinda thing.  The crux is the first move, yes?


PS.  Shouldn't your last post have been just a tad more devilish, Nige? 
« Last Edit: July 06, 2006, 02:40:50 pm by Houdini »

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#37 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 02:40:26 pm


I will also donate free beta to the weak for a week

Surely being strong would be a prerequisite for that?  ;)

I've climbed Swiss 8a, who the fuck are you ;)

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#38 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 02:44:10 pm
You sound ripe for Mello 8a now...   ;) (methinks this place is a little over-generous wi' ratings.)

(Oh, by-the-by I-Ties - The  frogs are gonna cream ya!)

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#39 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 03:59:27 pm


I will also donate free beta to the weak for a week

Surely being strong would be a prerequisite for that?  ;)

I've climbed Swiss 8a, who the fuck are you ;)

Well, i'm just your old unclenobody, but to you it's uncle(8's accross the board)nobody.  ;)

Nigel, very good. Very very good.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#40 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 04:07:39 pm
Board is the operative word here Keith ;)

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#41 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 04:16:41 pm
 :bow: very good.  :lol:

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#42 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 04:30:21 pm
this is the kind of stuff i switch my pc on for.
 
i know you're from bolton dylan that's why you keep your currys close but your tips closer. :whistle:

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#43 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 04:34:05 pm
Y'know Dense, your avatar has been baffling me for yonks.  I'm unconvinced as to whether you are sportsing an asp, or a row of scalp tumours.   :-\

I'd definitely go and see a band called Bolt-on Dylan.
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#44 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 05:24:28 pm


Thank you very much

I find this internet thing quite distrurbing, especially when you know/meet people in the flesh

Dense really IS a tight Swedish bombshell :P


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#45 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 06, 2006, 05:45:06 pm
have never noticed that houdini, the pic was put on by jim. i think it's either uncle's or g-unit's or maybe even JBs hippy love beads although i can't be sure. when grown men spend nights holding out rainbow trout as a measure of manhood anything wacky can happen

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#46 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 07, 2006, 10:12:11 am
I'd just like to say in public that my love beads have never been all over dense's head. That's not to say you didn't enjoy them.  :whistle:

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#47 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 07, 2006, 01:54:14 pm
You did once give me your love beads though. Unfortunatly I sprayed them all over the floor about a month later.

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#48 Re: Val di Mello Mad Farmers
July 07, 2006, 02:39:15 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol:  and the worst part is that it's true!  We've all been there, spraying someone elses beads all over the floor...  it's part of life :o

 

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