Well, we usually refer to the handsome Malcy Smith as the schools very own 'Big man', and im pretty certain that he hasnt begged you to join, since he hasnt even been in Sheffield for a few years now.
That only really leaves Ronald mcdonald, myself and Ben Moon as potential school Big man wannabes.
Im fairly sure i havent invited you- even though i did see you on the front cover of climber grimacing on a V8.
So that just leaves Moonie- whom may have asked you, or Mr Mcdonald, who has vanished off the face of this earth since he repeated some of Si O Connors desperate problems.
So, if im wrong, maybe i do need a bone thrown in my direction.