[Monolith]

 

Maybe in this case the doctor and nurse were good friends and lodged a wager that she could get a man to take his pants down for an unrelated condition. It all makes perfect sense now Red!!!!

[jfw]

 

got me thinking what else would be included in a hospital workers' version of office dares

getting  monolith to drop his kecks would probably rate pretty lowly in the score.

[webbo]

i find saying to the homidal,schizophrenic,psychopathic,tattooed round the neck and knuckles patient
that i don't belive they are as hard as they reckon and also i belive they might be gay.
this usually causes a chuckle or two

[Red]

got me thinking what else would be included in a hospital workers' version of office dares

got me laughing so hard i had to leave the office weeping and choking

[jfw]

i find saying to the homidal,schizophrenic,psychopathic,tattooed round the neck and knuckles patient
that i don't belive they are as hard as they reckon and also i belive they might be gay.
this usually causes a chuckle or two

 
how may points is that worth? come on webbo - we know you actually play this game - what are the other ones??

waiting til the patient is stitched up after complicated surgery and then pretending you lost a contact lens??

[webbo]

usually find that you don't have to play games as what people say or do is funny enough.like monilth reckoning that a female nurse told him to get his kit off,where as he just couldn't  wait to get naked in front of the young junior doctor.

[jfw]

haha 

doctor - what are  you doing with your pants off
monolith - that nurse told me to
doctor - what nurse?
monolith - um well...come'ere!
doctor - unhand me....
monolith - sorry - i er i don't know what came over me
doctor - came over me more like

sometimes my chain of thought goes too far

[Monolith]

 

You reprobates you! Gutted I've been sussed out with my love of junior doctors.

[Houdini]

You mean... all of my clothes?!

[Matt]

Now did you specifically search for that picture or did you just happen to stumble across it on your web travels? 

[Houdini]

How dare you!  That's my mum!

[unclesomebody]

what's your mum doing on www.hustlerpanties.com ?

[Houdini]

Do I complain about your mother winning Ann Summers Rep of the Year 9 times in a row, huh?  Girl's gotta eat...

[unclesomebody]

I wasn't complaining, but I was just suprised to see she had fallen to the lows of hustler panties. Last year she was on the pages of www.classyexotica.com...

[Houdini]

Weeeeell, she got into money trouble after buying herself a new pair...  And the endless rounds of facial surgury in Sao Paulo... 

[unclesomebody]

Sorry to hear, hope things prick up for her.

[Houdini]

She'll be doing a live show on www.milf-cam.com later this evening Unc'. Check her out in your own time.

[Monolith]

Sporting the lovely new NHS uniform I see!

[Houdini]

B U M P !



I thought it was time some of the newer UKBers got the chance to peruse and hopefully contribute a hellish, woeful schadenfreude infused tale.


You remember the rules, peeps.  The more horrific the better 

[Will Hunt]

There was one final act to come. Still travelling at 70mph down the motorway trying to find services to stop at a young girl called Stephanie needed one last retch. She opened the sliding window, stuck out her head and unleashed a torrent of Big Mac, chips and McFlurry into the car behind. The window got covered in puke. on finally stopping at services the teachers set about cleaning the minibuses outside while Stephanie cleaned her hair in a sink. I have never had a McFlurry.

Just thought I'd mention that the Stephanie mentioned above is the very same Stephanie here http://stephanie-mcmichael.org/

Mental.

This was a funny thread. More please.

[Drew]

There was one final act to come. Still travelling at 70mph down the motorway trying to find services to stop at a young girl called Stephanie needed one last retch. She opened the sliding window, stuck out her head and unleashed a torrent of Big Mac, chips and McFlurry into the car behind. The window got covered in puke. on finally stopping at services the teachers set about cleaning the minibuses outside while Stephanie cleaned her hair in a sink. I have never had a McFlurry.

Just thought I'd mention that the Stephanie mentioned above is the very same Stephanie here http://stephanie-mcmichael.org/

If she's a Maths student, then I'm taking it up again!

[Yossarian]

A great thread indeed.

I'm sorry, but I just haven't done anything worthy of reportage for ages.

Perhaps I should ditch the girlfriend, take a plane to Nigeria, and then insert dog food into my anus whilst squatting on all fours reading Now We are Six so a pack of wandering jackals don't go hungry?

[lagerstarfish]

Embarrassing, you say?

The end of a 3 day binge. By rights I shouldn't even be standing at this point. The cunts wouldn't let me have any more techno, so I had to make do. Still got layed though 

[Houdini]

It's a step in the right direction 

[chillax]

Thread of legend. My eyes are practically bleeding from reading the entire litany, but I feel obliged to make a contribution having enjoyed the miseries of others:


In my younger days (c. 11 - 12ish) I was quite a keen swimmer, training with the local club in the evenings. So one evening, after a particularly raucous public session, my club mates and I are lined up next to the pool only to be greeted by a turd of what seemed like tremendous proportions marinating in the shallow end. Obviously one of the kids had been caught a little short, and in the throng of people enjoying the tepid piss infected waters, had gotten away with letting one go. So there I was, shivering my undescended little bollocks off, while being treated to the sight of our coach retrieving the offending fecal matter with an oversize butterfly net. It left a trail of brown jetstream lingering in the water worthy of a scatological 747. Obviously we expected training to be canceled, I mean who would expect us to swim in this shit?

"Right kids, into the pool"

And being young and impressionable..... we did

I've not been keen on public swimming pools ever since.