[fatneck]

Bum!? The cheek of it all! I am literally in shock that you have managed to register as a user on an internet forum Owen

 

[BenF]

Bum!? The cheek of it all! I am literally in shock that you have managed to register as a user on an internet forum Owen, let alone powered up a computer and logged into an intranet. I better sharpen my skills fast.

No, Tom.  I said "correct" when you said "not Owen".  You were correct, it is not Owen.

Good diss off the tall one's IT skills though. 

[meatball]

sharpen what skills mono, would that be your driving 

[Will Hunt]

So:
Meatball = Owen
Fatneck = Pete?

[BenF]

So:
Meatball = Owen
Fatneck = Pete?

Wrong on both counts I'm afraid Will.  Monolith was not reading my pedantry properly and still doesn't know who Meatball is.  Fatneck is pictured below, he's the one with a hat on and he's called Simon.

[Will Hunt]

Oh hang about. I do know him now. Awesome Walls Simon?

[BenF]

Spot on.  Except that he no longer works there, but that's a relatively new change.

[meatball]

the mystery continues

[Monolith]

dave deery you pathetic specimen, I didn't even know you had a pc!

[meatball]

at least i can spell, and drive

[Monolith]

Did you have to take a deep breath before saying ", and drive"

[meatball]

not at all

[BenF]

at least i can spell

Erm, sorry to do this Dave...  "brute force and ignorance will alway prevail", where did I quote that from?

[meatball]

dyxlexia mate, not much i can do about it

[BenF]

Isn't everyone these days...   

[Andy F]

It's a bit unfair having a pop at Mono when he's a poor, scrounging, unwashed, lazy, unable to drive student with no cash and never ending injuries 

[Monolith]

It's a bit unfair having a pop at Mono when he's a poor, scrounging, unwashed, lazy, unable to drive student with no cash and never ending injuries 

And that's what makes me such a good catch I thought?

[Richie Crouch]

Haha! For a second I thought Andy was talking about me till he mentioned the s word 

[Monolith]

A hunk of a man you might be but scrounger you are not not! 

[BenF]

A hunk of a man you might not be but scrounger you are most certainly! 

[Carnage]

Just found this - Priceless. Looks like he could suck a golf ball clean through a hosepipe! 

[philo]

from an eliminate at kyloe came this

[r-man]

[jern]

Jesus...dont fancy yours much!

[meatball]