[Bubba]

This looks quality:

http://bigscreentv.20m.com/photo.html

Convert a 14in portable to a 5x7 ft projector TV.  Ridiculous yes, but I might have a go for a laff as we've got an unused portable in the house.

[dave]

Looks like a gas. You'll need a fresnel lens though which I think is basically one of those "magnification sheets" that old women use to do crosswords and read Family Circle, you seem em in those shite gadget catalogues you get through the door.

[mozzer]

Apparently the main one of those - Innovations - is going bust or summat. Thank god.

[Bubba]

What? You mean you never wanted a pair of these for aerating your lawn?

[dobbin]

They have some class things in innovations, I for one will rue the day it shuts down. The stylish clip on shades I bought serve me well years after their first purchase and as you can buy yourself some snazzy piss proof pants.

[dave]

I'm kicking myself that i never bought the thing to rollup a jigsaw in, and a plastic aladin's lamp to piss in on a long journey.

[mozzer]

Or the delightful garden ornaments such as "half buried gnome to amuse your guests".

Oh the japes.