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Alain Robert :jaw:

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Never mind the muscles, look at that mullet!!  :jaw:

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Bishop?

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And I thought the French were reknowned for their taste. That is a disturbing photo, especially his self-loving glance and pursed lips.

Shit, I hope Doylo doesn't read this.

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alain robert is an idiot and a shame for climbers, as his website clearly demonstrates. he is for sure very strong though.

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I can only suggest that every member of this board immediately removes their clothes, takes a photo of themselves in that same pose and posts it up in some sort of great homage to such a great hom! To those who have the ability to photoshop in some floating fish I promise you waddage... I will get to work on mine (although being at work makes it somewhat difficult)

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Fingers behaving strangely

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Nige has forced me to ressurect this one- behold the condom full of walnuts:


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popular route that these days.

That is one deformed condom of walnuts

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There's a novelty.  Caviar flavoured perhaps, for your discerning lady?

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Lisa Rands sporting a worryingly large forearm!

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Just spotted this from a recent Mile End comp...BEEEEF!


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Just spotted this from a recent Mile End comp...BEEEEF!




typical rock starved southern termite





tiny pips in the pants?


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italian pullers having fun in a hotel room...

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Look at his muscles, you can see lines under the skin and everything  :o

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italian pullers having fun in a hotel room...


I once overheard Nige and Keith having a conversation about 'feathering'. They balked at my anecdote about once attempting it with a girl, (which confused me as they were stood like they were about to try something on each other), turns out they were only comparing biceps.

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I don't understand, what were Keith and Nige about to attempt?

Look at his muscles, you can see lines under the skin and everything  :o

Striations - Fingers

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I don't understand, what were Keith and Nige about to attempt?
I don't either and I'm too scared to google 'feathering' at work    :thumbsdown:

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Look at his muscles, you can see lines under the skin and everything  :o
Striations - Fingers
They make me want to stroke my screen  :-[

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What's the odds that Hulk figure has a scientific diet and backpain to die for? 

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Digging through last weeks photos I found this rather worrying looking one of me topping out sloper dan at the balkans - theres something not right about that left lat/shoulder


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Indeed, it's way to small / lacking in  :-* development

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Haha! Lat boob!

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I eventually decided it's just shadows, but not at first glance  ???

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I take it you mean the legs? I still can't get them to look normal even after a few minutes of working them out, I can tell what's what, but it still looks wrong.

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An extra from Star Trek http://climbers.net/photos/27/slides#21 (sorry can't hot link it, and yes I know I'm not bouldering)

 

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