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Adam Lincoln

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I thought they were called helmets?  :ras:

My helmets the one that gets polished.

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I don't find Adam's fingers to be especially bad. They're not much different from mine.

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I thought he'd stolen your hand when I saw the pic nibs  ;D

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On the contrary what I think is weird are non climbers fingers.

Most peoples hands look really effeminate and bend backwards in ways that make me queasy.
Not as bad as shaking silky soft man hands. I'm distrustful of any man who has hands as soft as Mrs D's.

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I don't find Adam's fingers to be especially bad. They're not much different from mine.
I thought the same thing.  His are a little pasty though. 

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What, like the Cornish snack?

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Meaty, often crimped?

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Meaty, often crimped?

Yes, and full of lumps of tendon and gristle.

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Epic forearm from Team Japan

https://instagram.com/p/5oCt1YAuN1/

Can't get it to embed...

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That's like a bouldering version of that Förstemann/Greipel "quad off" (definitely worth a Google if this thread is your bag).

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Eek:

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That's synthol deformities. Not muscle.

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What the fuck is going on here? Looks like that scene from Alien


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Not sure if it's a deformity or if he's just got a weird shaped rib cage, unless I missed what you're getting at.

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Good lord looks like Teds put a bit of weight on!

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Pretty sure my left shoulder shouldn't look like that!


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Yeah, that looks well fucked!

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fuck. I'd get to A&E sharpish

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Just a delt.
Back around.

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So, after Youth squad training last night, I discovered my own daughter is a freak.
I had no clue she was “hyper mobile”, just that she is good at Morpho shite etc.

Anyway, the damn demon can put her legs on backwards!



And do a friggin squat in that position!



This was not as amusing as almost everyone else in the building trying to do the same thing. Nobody else could even turn their feet out past 90⁰. Several of us older types were limping for while after trying.

But then, can’T do this either:





 

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