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muscular deformities - a bouldering freakshow
February 03, 2006, 04:52:29 pm
Cant help but notice that putting yourself into a contorted position  and pulling really hard creates some odd bulges :oops: .

to go with the gurn and overbite files post piccies of body parts transformed by bearing down.  ill start you off with one of me - ignore the overbite and check the left calf where i seem to have a half brick secreted under the skin.


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Seeing as it's ridicule cofe week....

clm

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i just nearly shit myself laughin

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Let's see him put a bit more effort in...


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shame that photo hasn't been doctored.

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best post yet...

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
How much hilarity can come out of one man's face?

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol: Classic.

Keep em coming Bonjoy, we're all hanging on your next move.

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i'm not. i've seen some of his probs

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i contribute with a friend in meschia. :wink:
sorry for the hat.
and the stoopid smile.

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has he had a tennis ball inplanted under his skin?

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Theres always this fucked up display of vascularity from 8a.nu


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That right elbow doesn't look too happy either.

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as per request:


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Where to start?  :lol:


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That boy need to get down to the pheonix fish bar for a donner special and a can of dandelion and burdock.........................
 i think one of my legs is bigger than his torso

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Yeah, only thing is he'll probably be shown up as one chip has probably got more fat on than him!!

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he could do with taking clm with him

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Mutant hyper-extended lower jaw from too much training for chin-sprags...

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Thanks :lol:

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Quote from: "fatboySlimfast"
That boy need to get down to the pheonix fish bar for a donner special and a can of dandelion and burdock.........................
 i think one of my legs is bigger than his torso


dunno if its true,
but the dg boy is quite famous for eating tons of greasy food.

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Anyone who can put away TWO portions of aligot and a whole carafe of rosé and then onsight F8b is clearly not human (as anyone who has eaten a single portion of aligot can attest)

Look at those arms - totally Lowry

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think thats the cod-eye

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dont know whats going on with my hand here


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