[andy_e]

I take it then, mark, that you are not into health foods, you are into champagne?

[chappers]

i also know chubby nick aka sox who strangely is not so chubby now and not so easily burned off. and i know a sulking hippy dave.
but thats it, i think.

Steady on, anymore of that and i'll publish your mug shot. yes you know the one.

It's true though i am a chubby fuck, and dave is still on suicide watch.

yeah keep an eye on dave, take his ropes away, and make sure his flat only has cardboard furniture, oh hang on..........he hasnt got ANY furniture at all.  

[mark]

Spookily accurate there, andi. I also like making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape. But not with you. Sorry.

[andy_e]

There's a rumour going round that I'm gay which is completely without foundation.

Alright mark?

[ferret]

i am the ferret!
and most of my friends no me as such, tho hav been known to go by the name of adam from time to time.
currently in shef tho im tryin to live in targasonne wen not travelling or hanging off the sides of buildings

like
ferrets (coz i am one, not coz i got one), anything with a heelhook next to yor hand

dislike
british limestone, british weather, work

[ferret]

oh, i hav met u a few times stu, doubt if iv ever burnt u off

[webbo]

my name has been mentioned several times on here.those of you who are desperate to know what i look like and you would have to be desperate.there is a picture of me in a late 70s early80s froggat guide.which to quote steve bancroft "shows the great white whale laybacking up the wrong side of synopsis"
these days i am a little slimmer and a lot balder.
the only person i know for sure of here is gollum who tolerates my shuffling arthrtic presence.although i suspect i've met tc,pantanioand fat boyslimfast in another life.

[grimer]

All this mystery, all this mystery. I wish now someone had explained you weren't meant to put your real name on these things. I feel like I have nothing to give.

[SA Chris]

We shall just call you "The Narrator"

[grimer]

forever to be haunted by my fifteen minutes of fast-forwardable fame. Woe woe woe.

[cofe]

and for the "go on fall, don't seb" later on in the same vid... don't think we haven't noticed.

[grimer]

It was a case of reserve psychology.

[SA Chris]

Niall, you should be proud to be part of UK climbing history and folklore.

[Falling Down]

I once overheard some punters arguing that you had in fact actually kidnapped Jerry  

[Bubba]

You mean they took that article for real - no way!

That article was one of the best things I've ever seen in the mags.

[Falling Down]

I think they were relatively new to climbing and obviously hadn't seen the article in question... I was tempted to say something to further sully G's reputation like but I'm not quick or funny enough..

[Percy B]

Maybe once you're over a certain age, you no longer need the anonimity of a pseudonym on forums? This explains why Al, Grimer, Lucy A and me all seem to be registered our usual names. Maybe I should change mine. From now on I want you all to call me Brenda! (not really...)

Oh yeah, Stu, I still have a compact flash card of yours from Font a few months ago. Let us know next time you're down the Edge and I'll drop it in.

[Bonjoy]

Maybe once you're over a certain age, you no longer need the anonimity of a pseudonym on forums? This explains why Al, Grimer, Lucy A and me all seem to be registered our usual names.

 You forgot to mention Andi_e  :D

[a dense loner]

and myself and obi. it's just that we're dyslexic

[bigphil]

Grimer, I shall forever know you as the guy who introduced Bonnington at the Outdoor show a few years ago, so perhaps 'the compere' would also do?

[Little Paul]

I'm Paul and im the littlest climber on the forum and im from Liverpool originally but now i live in North Wales :  I dont't kno whether i've met any of you but i may do 1 day. If any of you climb in Maes Glas then you have probbably met me.

[chappers]

how little are you? :roll:

[grimer]

At the outdoors show, Phil, I talked about my own Everest summit experiences. Afterwards, some kid came up with a massive coffee table book and asked me to autograph it. This I did, then he started saying What was it like and that. I didn't know what he meant so i asked, and he said Everest. Then i told him i'd only been fucking with him, and he looked down in disappointment at the scrawl on his brand new book, and walked away a sadder person.

[chappers]

   

[Jonny Raymen]

Name: Jonny

Surname: Raymen - often at school changed for gay men :roll:

GSOH
6f 1in with blonde hair and blue eyes
Though the blonde hair is quite a bit shorter these days - r-man even remarked it might be greying the other day (cheeky bastard)
hung like a pony
full of shit

Would love to meet.... some grit that is all natural with stunning good looks, currently in troubled relationship with Lancashire quarried grit. have meet the following people before in "REAL LIFE" what ever that is.

R-man - Uni
MB - Uni
Andi_e - Through r-man
Johhny brown - A few times at remegence area, he never needing anything more than a pair of trainers.  : Me being very quiet and not saying much    

and thats me done