[SA Chris]

....that the "Posterised" (not sure what the proper term is) of someone bouldering on the home page, the guy (whoever it is) appears to have a rudimentary horse's lower leg and hoof instead of a left hand.

http://www.ukbouldering.com/

Is this the result of Bonjoy's fevered mind?

[Bonjoy]

Strange but true. The work of Bubba though.

[Pantontino]

Keep it under yer hat gov, but the truth is that Dave Buchanan is actually half horse-half man. It's the normal photo (see above) that has been doctored to make his hoof shod limb look like a conventional human arm.

(PS It was Bonjoy who carried out the complex surgery on Dave. A friend of mine is booked in for a half man - half fox op next week. Very reasonable prices apparently.)

[Pantontino]

Come, come Bonjoy, don't be so modest. Your skill with the scalpel, needle and twine is legend across this fair land, tis it not!

[AndyR]

Come, come Bonjoy, don't be so modest. Your skill with the scalpel, needle and twine is legend across this fair land, tis it not!

I wasn't very happy with my new 'improved' 12 inch pianist - I didn't realise he was so hard of hearing....

I'm already out the door - don't worry.

[Bonjoy]

I've got a job lot of crab's limbs in if anyone's keen....

[andy_e]

I've got a job lot of crab's limbs in if anyone's keen....

don't need no grippers for good pinch strength...

[AndyR]

Could you fit me for one of these?

[Falling Down]

Thats the sort of thing you see dangling on the end of a tight toprope at Stanage too frequently..

[Palomides]

Full crab-body

[SA Chris]

Also his right rockboot appears to have a crampon or fang of some sort, a stiletto heel, and a crab symbol on the top of it.